Your demon tailor cuts your hair with a guitine. He's also blind. Decapitated was the hairstyle you wanted, right?
I wish for Selleck to be legallly renamed as sTEVE in honour of my good little pet fish :)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Selleck is renamed Gordon instead, in honor of my beautiful, beloved, deceased pet fish.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
HaHA! You didnt wish for anything! So, your non-wish backfires to mean that Gordon is renamed as sTEVE! So, Selleck is still named sTEVE! And, your renaming is not legal! Mine was that he was legaly renamed, and you just renamed him! HaHA!
I wish that everyone saw the glorious truth that cats are better than dogs.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Everyone does. Without dogs, however, nobody can be a human's best friend. Have fun being friendless for eternity, just like me.
I wish for a brain that works
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Your brain works, and it realizes that cats are the only friend humans need!
I wish to know the favourite colour of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I wish to know the hex code of Jeff the Evil Roomba's favourite color.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup apear out of nothing. Wait... No! They cant appear out of nothing! That would disobey the law of energy conservation and the law of termodynamics! So instead, the grilled cheese uses matter from your brain, and the tomato soup gets transmogrified from your other organs. Enjoy! :)
I wish for fish again again again.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ten massive fish bigger than the universe fall crushing it and causing the big rip. 十条比宇宙还大的巨大鱼坠落，压碎了它并造成了大裂口。
I wish for the ability to manipulate elements. Yes, it breaks the laws of physics, No, i did not say atomic elements, i said earth fire water wind, absolutely no drawbacks
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
Okay! the elements you manipulate dont draw backwards. Instead, the universe implodes because the creation of fire is against the laws of energy conservation.
I wish for people to stop breaking the laws of physics! It's so annoying to have to ticket everyone evvery time someone tries to make a Perpetual Motion Machine.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ok, no more breaking laws of physics, its shattering now. and its no longer Perpetual Motion Machine, its Perpetual Movement Machine.
I wish for me to have the Mimicry E.G.O from Project Moon.
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
Granted, you are now trillions of atoms that if they were connected, they would be the whole body of your fursona, minus the head
i wish for exactly two birria tacos from a shady Mexican restaurant that clearly hasn’t fixed its 32 health code violation, delivered by Tuesday next week
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I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
He gets out of your room, but stands outside the doorway and starts yelling incoherently.
I wish I had a demon tailor.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Your demon tailor cuts your hair with a guitine. He's also blind. Decapitated was the hairstyle you wanted, right?
I wish for Selleck to be legallly renamed as sTEVE in honour of my good little pet fish :)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Selleck is renamed Gordon instead, in honor of my beautiful, beloved, deceased pet fish.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
HaHA! You didnt wish for anything! So, your non-wish backfires to mean that Gordon is renamed as sTEVE! So, Selleck is still named sTEVE! And, your renaming is not legal! Mine was that he was legaly renamed, and you just renamed him! HaHA!
I wish that everyone saw the glorious truth that cats are better than dogs.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Granted, buuuuuut people become cat worshipping dogs
I wish I could become my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Everyone does. Without dogs, however, nobody can be a human's best friend. Have fun being friendless for eternity, just like me.
I wish for a brain that works
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Your brain works, and it realizes that cats are the only friend humans need!
I wish to know the favourite colour of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You know it’s the color of clay
I wish for my crush to like like me
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Your crush likes the taste of your flesh.
I wish to know the hex code of Jeff the Evil Roomba's favourite color.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You learn a code-requiring hex that enables you to learn Jeff's favorite color. Also, you don't know the code.
I wish for more demonic servants.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
You receive more demonic servants. They utilize the increase in their numbers to rise up against you. You are their servant now.
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup.
Forever DM and forever thrilled about it.
A grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup apear out of nothing. Wait... No! They cant appear out of nothing! That would disobey the law of energy conservation and the law of termodynamics! So instead, the grilled cheese uses matter from your brain, and the tomato soup gets transmogrified from your other organs. Enjoy! :)
I wish for fish again again again.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ten massive fish bigger than the universe fall crushing it and causing the big rip.
十条比宇宙还大的巨大鱼坠落，压碎了它并造成了大裂口。
I wish for the ability to manipulate elements. Yes, it breaks the laws of physics, No, i did not say atomic elements, i said earth fire water wind, absolutely no drawbacks
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
...
Okay! the elements you manipulate dont draw backwards. Instead, the universe implodes because the creation of fire is against the laws of energy conservation.
I wish for people to stop breaking the laws of physics! It's so annoying to have to ticket everyone evvery time someone tries to make a Perpetual Motion Machine.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Ok, no more breaking laws of physics, its shattering now. and its no longer Perpetual Motion Machine, its Perpetual Movement Machine.
I wish for me to have the Mimicry E.G.O from Project Moon.
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
...
Unfortunately, I don't know what that is you mimic the moon, and the moon is not alive
I wish to be my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, you are now constrained to the part of your fursona that is your pfp
I wish for a good WAAAGH
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Congrats! Bad Wah is Good Wah
I wish to become a fullbody of my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, you are now trillions of atoms that if they were connected, they would be the whole body of your fursona, minus the head
i wish for exactly two birria tacos from a shady Mexican restaurant that clearly hasn’t fixed its 32 health code violation, delivered by Tuesday next week
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
*What? wait what?*
you die
I wish to become fully my fursona
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.