Granted! An abyss opens beneath you, swallowing you whole. That's what you wanted, right?
I wish to have less empathy so I don't cry over every stupid little thing.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Indeed.
Showing mercy, I wish for Circleofdragons to be able to wish again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted except my wish sound like gibberish
hahahhanaan
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
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Bill Cipher Cult
Granted! An abyss opens beneath you, swallowing you whole. That's what you wanted, right?
I wish to have less empathy so I don't cry over every stupid little thing.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
Granted you instead laugh at everything
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Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
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Bill Cipher Cult
"... Are you sure?
Oh well."
A tarrasque flies down from the sky and holds you at gunpoint(yes, you heard me right) until you agree to have normal wishes.
I wish I was a better DM than Matthew Mercer and an even better PC.
Me Like
monks, Invincible, Arcane, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, Terraria, Eragon, Scythe, Robert Langdon, comic books, manga, anime and more. :P
Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
Granted, you're now a computer. You can effectively manage people's Discord Messages on top of other PC stuff.
I wish that the Winter Wolf had the ability name Howling Wind instead of Cold Breath. IT'S SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY WHYYYY AJGKSKSMTNSJAJ--
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Almost granted it is Cold wind instead of howling.
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Bill Cipher Cult
The Lady of Sigil shakes her head, and your wish fails.
I wish to have demon servants that obey my every command and do not try to attack me willingly.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted but they are really annoying.
! W!$h my w!$he$ we#e n()t g!bbe#!$h
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
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Bill Cipher Cult
Your wish is granted, but they're instead really stupid wishes.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted your wishes are not gibberish but only your gibberish are your wishes???
I wish for pencils to stop being lost
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Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
Your pencils all get maps and go on a road trip to Pennsylvania.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Granted you have no pencils only pens and they keep getting lost.
I wish I am Jeff the evil Roomba.
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Bill Cipher Cult
Jeff himself shakes his roomba body and makes your wish fail.
I wish to have two potatoes to feed my demon servants with.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
The two potatoes look like the demon servants and they refuse to canabalize!
I wish that potatoes actually taste good.
Me Like
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Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
The potatoes taste good, but they have permanent illusion spells that make them look like human hands.
I wish for a demon scribe to write my stuff down.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
dirty...
You get a demon scribe that writes your stuff down.
But he's illiterate.
And writes in incomprehensible doodles.
and forgets half of the time to write stuff down.
Me Like
monks, Invincible, Arcane, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, Terraria, Eragon, Scythe, Robert Langdon, comic books, manga, anime and more. :P
Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
I wish my wishes would not fail.
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Bill Cipher Cult
Your wish fails because you didn't twist the wish above you.
I wish for a demon tutor.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
You become smart and realize above me there was no wish. I wish for my brother to get out of my room.
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Praise Mulop!
Bill Cipher Cult