GRANTED! you get poked in the foot with a peice of STYROfoam! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I am the evilest genie ever....they'll give me a raise for this....I'll win employee of the month.....I'll get keys to the executive washroom....I'll get a wish-bending license....I'll marry my boyfriend....I'll get a promotion..... [this goes on for about an hour]
I wish people would start posting to Unviverse Smorgasboard again. I still have an evi- wait, what? I have a completely innocent plan to enact, to make the world a better place
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
GRANTED! it was the one politician looking to make the world better for everyone. congrats, you've doomed us all.
I wish for exactly 5 deer to appear in my cousin's house
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted, now everyone’s wishes affect you as well
i wish to be poked in the foot with a piece of foam
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
GRANTED! you get poked in the foot with a peice of STYROfoam! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I am the evilest genie ever....they'll give me a raise for this....I'll win employee of the month.....I'll get keys to the executive washroom....I'll get a wish-bending license....I'll marry my boyfriend....I'll get a promotion..... [this goes on for about an hour]
I wish people would start posting to Unviverse Smorgasboard again. I still have an evi- wait, what? I have a completely innocent plan to enact, to make the world a better place
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Granted, but what is that.
I wish my crush like likes me.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted, however, they post to a different thread of the exact same name
i wish for a tree to be planted in south sudan
(ninja’ed, gotta change it)
granted, your crush now talks like shaggy from scooby doo but still likes you
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted, but it is the northern part of South Sudan.
I wish for the courage to ask my crush to sit next to me on the way to my field trip.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted, they say no
I wish to be feared by every horrible little sh!t to ever exist, who takes joy in the suffering of the innocent
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, the most horrid smelling of feces now moves away unnaturally whenever you are within ten feet of it
i wish for a tree in the northern sout sudan
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted. Sout Sudan does not exist tho... U are vividly imagining a tree
I wish to ascend
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, you are on an escalator
i wish for a frog to break a politician’s neck
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
GRANTED! it was the one politician looking to make the world better for everyone. congrats, you've doomed us all.
I wish for exactly 5 deer to appear in my cousin's house
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Uh... anthro deer???
I wish to OwO the UwU
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I don't know what they're into. maybe*
you accidentally UwU the OwO
I wish for more eggs
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Good, but they’re hard boiled.
I wish my crush liked me not W- I’ve said to much about the name I mean my friend.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted, your crush now has a freakishly over the top obsession over you, she has a collection of your toenail clippings
i wish for an Allstate insurance policy
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
*Oh god no anthro deer might be the correct answer.... uh*
Ur crush instantly dies
I wish for anthro deer .w.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
GRANTED! they do like you, but they actively hate your friend, forcing you two apart.
*also, please give this old captain some more information, this sounds like a fun situation*
I wish for a pint of raspberry jam
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
(Dang i ninjaed twice)
granted, however its blue raspberry
I wish for a rock
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You get a sand clump
(what do you mean.)
I wish to time travel.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
(Dude I’m posting quick)
granted, you now travel 1 second forward in time constantly
i wish for a rock
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
In ur skull
I wish for a skulldog (just search it up if you don't know, mates :3)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.