Granted. You receive a copy of borderlands 3. That is, you receive a map of a new country with three borders b/c it's triangular.
I wish movies were fully immersive.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Wish granted you can have those gummy bears but they are sickeningly sweet and taste terrible...
I wish that I will be able to be a good DM for a party of new people, that no one gets killed, everyone has fun, and nothing out of the ordinary happens...
After spending 2 weeks working late into the nights preparing for your epic D&D party, you successfully increase your DM skills to acceptable. Less than 10 minutes into the game, the group of new players completely derail your hard work and spend the entire evening viciously mocking the story arc you've lovingly crafted for them, crushing your soul with each joke that feels subtly directed at you personally. You spend the evening reminding your self that the only thing that matters is that they are having fun, yet you still struggle to fight the urge to end their existence, either in game or in your living room... and you realize that as a DM, this is all perfectly normal and nothing out of the ordinary.
You are gifted a one pound bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears, they are soft and chewy... exploding with flavor and goodness. You quickly consume half the bag! 20 minutes later a rumble in your tummy sends you double dashing to the toilet where you spend the better part of the day... giving you ample time to read the more than 200 reviews posted on Amazon's product reviews for these "devil bears".
Granted, you use this lock to keep safe your valuables, but a criminal is able to bypass it using scissors and now you are poor. But hey, at least you got to meet Matthew Mercer.
I wish that I could always roll dice so that they land how I want them to.
Granted. You are now a casino robot calibrated to always roll dice as you want them to. Free from the worries and problems of life, you are content. However, you feel something is missing. One night/day your receptors hear someone say "free will" in a conversation...
I wish power armor suits were real (kind of like Anthem).
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted, you are now an endgame boss and have to deal with a neverending stream of high level adventurers trying to kill you. Eventually you are defeated and are thrown in a bag of holding because someone thought it would be funny. They forget about air supply and you suffocate after ten minutes.
I wish I was immune to all harmful bacteria and viruses.
The genie doesn’t know what avian means, so a T-Rex eats you.
i wish for pink rocks.
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
The artist called Pink, is now a rock star.
I wish for a copy of borderlands 3, once it releases.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Granted. You receive a copy of borderlands 3. That is, you receive a map of a new country with three borders b/c it's triangular.
I wish movies were fully immersive.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
you watch a horror movie....and get haunted.
I wish for a neat hat.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Your hat won’t stop organizing, and gets covered in dust. Neat.
I wish I had some deliscous tasting gummy bears that will fit in my mouth and not kill me.
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted you can have those gummy bears but they are sickeningly sweet and taste terrible...
I wish that I will be able to be a good DM for a party of new people, that no one gets killed, everyone has fun, and nothing out of the ordinary happens...
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Your wish is granted!!
After spending 2 weeks working late into the nights preparing for your epic D&D party, you successfully increase your DM skills to acceptable.
Less than 10 minutes into the game, the group of new players completely derail your hard work and spend the entire evening viciously mocking the story arc you've lovingly crafted for them, crushing your soul with each joke that feels subtly directed at you personally.
You spend the evening reminding your self that the only thing that matters is that they are having fun, yet you still struggle to fight the urge to end their existence, either in game or in your living room... and you realize that as a DM, this is all perfectly normal and nothing out of the ordinary.
I wish my cat were a dog who loved me.
Your cat is now half dog, as in the old show CatDog. He loves how you taste.
I wish for deliscous, good tasting, normal sized gummy bears that will not kill me, inside of my mouth,
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Your wish is granted!!
You are gifted a one pound bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears, they are soft and chewy... exploding with flavor and goodness. You quickly consume half the bag!
20 minutes later a rumble in your tummy sends you double dashing to the toilet where you spend the better part of the day... giving you ample time to read the more than 200 reviews posted on Amazon's product reviews for these "devil bears".
I wish for a magical plus 1, Thong of Charisma.
You get slapped with a +1 whip. Very charismatic
I wish for Amazon to stop existing.
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
They kill off wonder woman. She IS an amazon.
I wish for a new UN-used toothbrush.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Your wish is granted... The ambassadors of the UN are displeased having to share a single toothbrush, and world tensions rise.
I wish for Mat Mercer to personally gift me a small lock of his hair.
Granted, you use this lock to keep safe your valuables, but a criminal is able to bypass it using scissors and now you are poor. But hey, at least you got to meet Matthew Mercer.
I wish that I could always roll dice so that they land how I want them to.
Granted. You are now a casino robot calibrated to always roll dice as you want them to. Free from the worries and problems of life, you are content. However, you feel something is missing. One night/day your receptors hear someone say "free will" in a conversation...
I wish power armor suits were real (kind of like Anthem).
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted, welcome to Fallout, you perish in nuclear fire and are unable to make use of the power armor.
I wish I was the sole heir to Bill Gates' fortune.
Granted you get the fortune, but the government taxes 95% of the money from you
I wish that I could share my pictures that I draw more and have people like them.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
You pictures are so well liked, that they are in fact so sot after the demand is too high for you too keep up, and a riot insues.
I wish for a girlfriend.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
you have a girlfriend now! as in a girl that is a friend. she friendzoned you hard.
I wish to be able to change genders at will!
Congrats! You are now a kobold. Have fun being killed by adventurerers.
I wish I had super awesome epic shadowfell super powers.
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Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted, you are now an endgame boss and have to deal with a neverending stream of high level adventurers trying to kill you. Eventually you are defeated and are thrown in a bag of holding because someone thought it would be funny. They forget about air supply and you suffocate after ten minutes.
I wish I was immune to all harmful bacteria and viruses.