Granted (almost) - the cat disappears, but you don't return to existence like everyone else. Perhaps some glitch in the universe's quantum fabric leaves you grasping endlessly in a gray void.
I wish for a warp drive (not the 10x-positive-energy-in-the-universe one, the other one)
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I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
(Stop finding ways to twist the wish!)
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
My brother in Christ do you not know what thread you are on?
Granted, you have a dead cat in your hand (didn’t specify if it was living or not)
i wish for all cancerous tumors to violently explode once grown to a sufficient size
You twisted the wish!
The tumors now explode at the time to reduce the amount of pain in the person. That was a good act
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, the cat is perpetually teetering between life and death, its in excruciating pain
i wish for the tumors to make more tumors grow after exploding
It works! Sadly, the people with the tumors are already dead, so...
YES, I GOT THE CAT! AND BECAUSE THE CAT CAN'T ANNOY ME, IT CAN MEOW. HA
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted. But there's a 50-50 shot the coin knows which side is heads so they still have the same randomness to them.
I wish for the virtual job fair I went to to have a better waiting room with features like letting you know how many people are ahead of you and if the people at the virtual booth are still there.
Granted, its in your stomach perpetually regenerating and being digested by your stomach acid, like a sick twisted Ouroboros
i wish for the amount of people to decrease by 1% every year exponentially
*That was not my hand*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted. But there's a 50-50 shot the coin knows which side is heads so they still have the same randomness to them.
I wish for the virtual job fair I went to to have a better waiting room with features like letting you know how many people are ahead of you and if the people at the virtual booth are still there.
I works? I don't know how to twist that
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
It works but the cat is incredibly nihilistic and suicidal, except it can't die so it falls into deep depression and stops eating or doing anything.
I wish I was a fish.
You become a wish fish!
I wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
HAHAHAHA, IT CANNOT DIE. At the end of the world, all that it left is your cat, was it really worth it? Sure, you got a cat, but now that pained animal has go through eternity alone.
I wish for you to STOP WISHING FOR CATS ALREADY.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Mwahahahaha... actually this banana isn't going to shoot you. Nor is it going to poison you. In fact, you can eat it without any consequences. However, I will shoot you 17 times.
I wish for a door to be teleported into the Oval Office without any explanation to why it's there or how it got there. The door must reasonable fit within the Office.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted (almost) - the cat disappears, but you don't return to existence like everyone else. Perhaps some glitch in the universe's quantum fabric leaves you grasping endlessly in a gray void.
I wish for a warp drive (not the 10x-positive-energy-in-the-universe one, the other one)
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, but as soon as you turn it on, it explodes.
I wish people would join my tavern.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. But they're all underage and you get busted for serving alcohol to minors.
I wish I had gone to bed earlier last night.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You now can never go to sleep
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
(Stop finding ways to twist the wish!)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
My brother in Christ do you not know what thread you are on?
Granted, you have a dead cat in your hand (didn’t specify if it was living or not)
i wish for all cancerous tumors to violently explode once grown to a sufficient size
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You twisted the wish!
The tumors now explode at the time to reduce the amount of pain in the person. That was a good act
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, the cat is perpetually teetering between life and death, its in excruciating pain
i wish for the tumors to make more tumors grow after exploding
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
It works! Sadly, the people with the tumors are already dead, so...
YES, I GOT THE CAT! AND BECAUSE THE CAT CAN'T ANNOY ME, IT CAN MEOW. HA
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, its in your stomach perpetually regenerating and being digested by your stomach acid, like a sick twisted Ouroboros
i wish for the amount of people to decrease by 1% every year exponentially
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted but the first person to die is the genie, canceling the wish.
I wish for it to be impossible for TheGatoLover to get a cat
PM me the word tomato
Granted
i wish for all coins to land heads up
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted. But there's a 50-50 shot the coin knows which side is heads so they still have the same randomness to them.
I wish for the virtual job fair I went to to have a better waiting room with features like letting you know how many people are ahead of you and if the people at the virtual booth are still there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
*That was not my hand*
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I works? I don't know how to twist that
I wish for a living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
It works but the cat is incredibly nihilistic and suicidal, except it can't die so it falls into deep depression and stops eating or doing anything.
I wish I was a fish.
PM me the word tomato
You become a wish fish!
I wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
HAHAHAHA, IT CANNOT DIE. At the end of the world, all that it left is your cat, was it really worth it? Sure, you got a cat, but now that pained animal has go through eternity alone.
I wish for you to STOP WISHING FOR CATS ALREADY.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted but I not the one wishing for cats.
now I wish for a banana
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Mwahahahaha... actually this banana isn't going to shoot you. Nor is it going to poison you. In fact, you can eat it without any consequences. However, I will shoot you 17 times.
I wish for a door to be teleported into the Oval Office without any explanation to why it's there or how it got there. The door must reasonable fit within the Office.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. The door's appearance is then used as a cassus belli to instigate WWIII. Billions must die, including Gato's cat.
I wish for inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida