You can't get it (See post #12223) so you get a normal living dog on your hand, that is the size of a normal dog and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it cannot die or stop being a dog
I wish for TheGatoLover to realize that Jeff does actually have a weakness (the reference)
You can't get it (See post #12223) so you get a normal living dog on your hand, that is the size of a normal dog and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it cannot die or stop being a dog
I wish for TheGatoLover to realize that Jeff does actually have a weakness (the reference)
So, I AM JEFF'S SEVANT, AND NOTHING CAN HARM JEFF.
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
NO READ COMMENT #12223! I WISHED FOR YOU NOT TO BE ABLE TO GET A CAT
I wish for TheGatoLover to not be able to say anything on this thread
That is (GP)ing mean. WHY
I wish for you not to be a jerk
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
ok sorry U JUST KEEP WISH FOR THE SAME THING WHEN THERES BEEN TWO WISHES NOE THAT SAY YOU CANT
And did you look at how your wish for me not to wish for the cat was twisted?
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
please don't silence me instead. I just believe in equality no matter how annoying people can be.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
The cat meows loudly every time you say something to someone. It's not trying to annoy anyone, as per your request in the wish. But it does make it a bit difficult for people to hear you.
I wish that my phobia of social situations suddenly disappeared forever so I can just start conversations normally.
Granted. But just as you're finally secure talking to people the kid playing Pandemic Inc with our planet uses all their dna points to make the virus deadly!
I wish for a good Saturday where I can get together with people easily.
Granted, but the people you get together with leave just as easily as they came.
I wish anyone who cheated on their partners and has not come clean about it would lose their noses until they have either been forgiven (unlikely) or they have at least confessed to everything.
They lose their noses, but everyone also loses any memory of them having noses.
I wish for TheGatoLover to forgive me bc I was kind of a jerk (sorry)
You're fine. im a forgiving person
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
TheGatoLover, PLEASE STOP. THE COMBINED RAGE OF THIS THREAD IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS. The rage meter has filled up to 30000%! Any more cat wishes and the thread will explode! And uh, about your wish... the cat is very fat, so it crushes your hand, but you are invincible, so your hand is just... stuck there... with the cat on it...
I wish to gain the skill necessary to beat the roaring knight.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
Granted. A gang member that ratted on his gang-mates is now permanently attached to your hand.
I wish for my group to have a burst of a availability now as we approach the end of the year. We've only had 7 sessions so far this year... Please... I'm hungry...
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
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You can't get it (See post #12223) so you get a normal living dog on your hand, that is the size of a normal dog and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it cannot die or stop being a dog
I wish for TheGatoLover to realize that Jeff does actually have a weakness (the reference)
PM me the word tomato
So, I AM JEFF'S SEVANT, AND NOTHING CAN HARM JEFF.
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
NO READ COMMENT #12223! I WISHED FOR YOU NOT TO BE ABLE TO GET A CAT
I wish for TheGatoLover to not be able to say anything on this thread
PM me the word tomato
That is (GP)ing mean. WHY
I wish for you not to be a jerk
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
ok sorry U JUST KEEP WISH FOR THE SAME THING WHEN THERES BEEN TWO WISHES NOE THAT SAY YOU CANT
PM me the word tomato
And did you look at how your wish for me not to wish for the cat was twisted?
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
I WISH FOR GATO LOVER RIGHTS.
please don't silence me instead. I just believe in equality no matter how annoying people can be.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
And, now im glad I followed you! THANK YOU!
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
The cat meows loudly every time you say something to someone. It's not trying to annoy anyone, as per your request in the wish. But it does make it a bit difficult for people to hear you.
I wish that my phobia of social situations suddenly disappeared forever so I can just start conversations normally.
Granted. But just as you're finally secure talking to people the kid playing Pandemic Inc with our planet uses all their dna points to make the virus deadly!
I wish for a good Saturday where I can get together with people easily.
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Granted, but the people you get together with leave just as easily as they came.
I wish anyone who cheated on their partners and has not come clean about it would lose their noses until they have either been forgiven (unlikely) or they have at least confessed to everything.
Ok dude i'm sorry but can you PLEASE stop wishing for THE SAME THING?
PM me the word tomato
They lose their noses, but everyone also loses any memory of them having noses.
I wish for TheGatoLover to forgive me bc I was kind of a jerk (sorry)
PM me the word tomato
You're fine. im a forgiving person
i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
TheGatoLover, PLEASE STOP. THE COMBINED RAGE OF THIS THREAD IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS. The rage meter has filled up to 30000%! Any more cat wishes and the thread will explode! And uh, about your wish... the cat is very fat, so it crushes your hand, but you are invincible, so your hand is just... stuck there... with the cat on it...
I wish to gain the skill necessary to beat the roaring knight.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Um? I don't get the reference
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW
Granted. A gang member that ratted on his gang-mates is now permanently attached to your hand.
I wish for my group to have a burst of a availability now as we approach the end of the year. We've only had 7 sessions so far this year... Please... I'm hungry...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
That sound... not bad, it works!
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW