I don't know who that is, but they kill you anyway
I wish for a door
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I don't know who that is, but they kill you anyway
I wish for a door
jokes on your twist that's what they do in the game... I think. idk the lore is confusing.
now your wish is granted but it is perpetual locked and stationary.
I wish for more people to visit the realms of dragon - tavern.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! Fake bots start joining the tavern, and the mods shut the tavern down
I wish for a doorknob
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted. The doorknob appears on the door to whatever room you're in. And it's a broken doorknob, so you can't open the door. You're stuck in the room.
Well I feel the twist that it kills you is too obvious. You get the celestial body moon from FNAF because I'm sure that series has some point outside during night where the moon is visible. We have two moons now, they collide with each other and their shards destroy much of the Earth.
I wish to know the day of release for the Fraud Layer in Ultrakill (and for it to not be a fraud).
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You hear it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and so on.
I wish for Foxy
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted. A cute lil' foxy eats all your chickens.
I wish for easy-to-make good-tasting and inexpensive chai latte.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
The latte is so good you die
I wish for Bonnie from FNAF
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
I don't know who that is, but they kill you anyway
I wish for a door
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
jokes on your twist that's what they do in the game... I think. idk the lore is confusing.
now your wish is granted but it is perpetual locked and stationary.
I wish for more people to visit the realms of dragon - tavern.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! Fake bots start joining the tavern, and the mods shut the tavern down
I wish for a doorknob
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted. The doorknob appears on the door to whatever room you're in. And it's a broken doorknob, so you can't open the door. You're stuck in the room.
I wish it rains tomorrow.
It rains everyday
I wish for Moon from FNAF
Note for who doesn't know: all animatronics except Sun and Eclipse kill you
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
It rains everyday
I wish for Moon from FNAF
Note for who doesn't know: all animatronics except Sun and Eclipse kill you
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Well I feel the twist that it kills you is too obvious. You get the celestial body moon from FNAF because I'm sure that series has some point outside during night where the moon is visible. We have two moons now, they collide with each other and their shards destroy much of the Earth.
I wish to know the day of release for the Fraud Layer in Ultrakill (and for it to not be a fraud).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. February 29th, 2026.
I wish to be able to buy Volo's Guide to Monsters and Mordekainen's Tome of Foes.
(their spellcaster statblocks are so much better than MMM-style)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift