Granted! Due to IRL complications (being hit by a car), your DnD character becomes suspended in time as the group disbands. Your character doesn't die but is rather suspended in time for all eternally.
(I should of thought of one while waiting in line dang it) I wish for, uhhhhhhhh....
GRANTED you get uuuuhhhhhhhh. wait how do I twist this. I don't know how to twist this wish.
I WISH FOR DND beyond to have the ability to create a custom class.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted (sounds like a useful spell)! Except now you’re accountable for the deaths of a hundred people, even though they’re homophobic. (orrrr take your pick - it requires a power word that you don’t know)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Granted! You are now paid 5$ an hour for school, but all the money you receive instantly disappears.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
what do you wish for?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Aspen doesn't get anything because they didn't wish for anything
I wish for the world to be in peices
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted, nothing happens because tectonic plates exist which divide the world into several pieces
I wish for world peas
Planets become peas
I wish lions were not in zoos
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Jokes on you that’s exactly what I wanted. no negative side effect
granted, the lions are all removed from the zoo, but now that they have nowhere to go, the wander around and eventually make their way to your house
i wish for my character to not die in dnd
Granted! Due to IRL complications (being hit by a car), your DnD character becomes suspended in time as the group disbands. Your character doesn't die but is rather suspended in time for all eternally.
(I should of thought of one while waiting in line dang it) I wish for, uhhhhhhhh....
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
GRANTED you get uuuuhhhhhhhh. wait how do I twist this. I don't know how to twist this wish.
I WISH FOR DND beyond to have the ability to create a custom class.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! An endless, obnoxious "uhhhhhhhh" noise constantly hums in your ears, keeping you up at night.
I wish I would stop bumping into people I know unexpectedly.
EDIT: Sorry, I was writing this post as BARD_OF_THE_FEW wrote that. I didn't see it until after I sent mine. Whoopsie
Granted! But the custom class maker requires a whole new subscription tier and it's like $10 per month more expensive than the Master Tier.
Also, that wish is so relatable. I've had so many classes I wanna create. Just lemme make a shapeshifter class already! Druid doesn't count :(
I wish I would stop bumping into people I know unexpectedly.
Granted! You no longer bump into them, but rather run into them.
I wish for the ability to cast POWER WORD: KILL HOMOPHOBICS irl
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Granted (sounds like a useful spell)! Except now you’re accountable for the deaths of a hundred people, even though they’re homophobic. (orrrr take your pick - it requires a power word that you don’t know)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Sir your wish?
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)