Granted! Due to IRL complications (being hit by a car), your DnD character becomes suspended in time as the group disbands. Your character doesn't die but is rather suspended in time for all eternally.
(I should of thought of one while waiting in line dang it) I wish for, uhhhhhhhh....
GRANTED you get uuuuhhhhhhhh. wait how do I twist this. I don't know how to twist this wish.
I WISH FOR DND beyond to have the ability to create a custom class.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted (sounds like a useful spell)! Except now you’re accountable for the deaths of a hundred people, even though they’re homophobic. (orrrr take your pick - it requires a power word that you don’t know)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Invisible. Written in secret ink. Find it if you dare.
I wish for you to find the wish.
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Granted. And now I shall berate you for thinking that yellow would be invisible on a white background. Come on, n00b, you gotta use white at least. Then you're getting somewhere. Like seriously.
The bacon has become too healthy and too good tasting, causing them to become sentient. Because bacons can do no sin, they are instantly ascended into a greater realm. Bacon no longer exists within our mortal plane of existence.
I wish for hollow knight silk song for the Nintendo switch
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You are now paid 5$ an hour for school, but all the money you receive instantly disappears.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
*NOOOOOOOOOO*
what do you wish for?
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Aspen doesn't get anything because they didn't wish for anything
I wish for the world to be in peices
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted, nothing happens because tectonic plates exist which divide the world into several pieces
I wish for world peas
Planets become peas
I wish lions were not in zoos
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Jokes on you that’s exactly what I wanted. no negative side effect
granted, the lions are all removed from the zoo, but now that they have nowhere to go, the wander around and eventually make their way to your house
i wish for my character to not die in dnd
Granted! Due to IRL complications (being hit by a car), your DnD character becomes suspended in time as the group disbands. Your character doesn't die but is rather suspended in time for all eternally.
(I should of thought of one while waiting in line dang it) I wish for, uhhhhhhhh....
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
GRANTED you get uuuuhhhhhhhh. wait how do I twist this. I don't know how to twist this wish.
I WISH FOR DND beyond to have the ability to create a custom class.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! An endless, obnoxious "uhhhhhhhh" noise constantly hums in your ears, keeping you up at night.
I wish I would stop bumping into people I know unexpectedly.
EDIT: Sorry, I was writing this post as BARD_OF_THE_FEW wrote that. I didn't see it until after I sent mine. Whoopsie
Granted! But the custom class maker requires a whole new subscription tier and it's like $10 per month more expensive than the Master Tier.
Also, that wish is so relatable. I've had so many classes I wanna create. Just lemme make a shapeshifter class already! Druid doesn't count :(
I wish I would stop bumping into people I know unexpectedly.
Granted! You no longer bump into them, but rather run into them.
I wish for the ability to cast POWER WORD: KILL HOMOPHOBICS irl
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Granted (sounds like a useful spell)! Except now you’re accountable for the deaths of a hundred people, even though they’re homophobic. (orrrr take your pick - it requires a power word that you don’t know)
I wish to be invisible.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Sir your wish?
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
Invisible. Written in secret ink. Find it if you dare.
I wish for you to find the wish.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
You're amazing whoever you are, and you're the best you that you can be. Have a good day!
Granted. And now I shall berate you for thinking that yellow would be invisible on a white background. Come on, n00b, you gotta use white at least. Then you're getting somewhere. Like seriously.
I wish for healthy but still good tasting bacon.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
The bacon has become too healthy and too good tasting, causing them to become sentient. Because bacons can do no sin, they are instantly ascended into a greater realm. Bacon no longer exists within our mortal plane of existence.
I wish for hollow knight silk song for the Nintendo switch
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted but it's $20000
I wish for a bread that is normal and can't kill me
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
It's stale. near weapon grade of how stale it is
I wish for a classy outfit
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted but it's unbreathable
I wish for a a otter that must be near me, must not kill me, and is the size of a mount
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Your otter arrives, but is the size of the Matterhorn and being that size, unfortunately, quite immobile. And you are stranded on its peak.
I wish said otter to be known as (Mount) Emmet and to have a jug band that will play for the world at Christmas.