Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
WOAH my browser did something weird. Sorry I didn't see any of those recent posts!
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
sigh, gonna go sit and wait on tyr's pass
I WISH THIS THREAD WOULD SORT ITSELF OUT!
No more posting. Sorry!
Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
WOAH my browser did something weird. Sorry I didn't see any of those recent posts!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! But you only get to use her in story and not arena.
I wish for there to be no more op supports so I don’t have to keep wishing for a new one.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I wish for the Pilsbury Doughboy to like me back.
No more posting. Sorry!
A dog from Pilsbury nicknamed the 'Doughboy' for his rotundness becomes affectionate towards you.
I wish Godzilla wasn't so popular.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Granted he becomes a lost media.
I wish for a KITCHEN gun
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
You receive a potato gun made from cooking implements. It backfires, burning you.
I wish for something awful to happen to me.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Granted -- something awful happens to your friend Melinda Evans.
I wish for my brain to be able to perfectly do inverse log() functions.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
your brain becomes so big that your head explodes killing you
I want a single penny
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
I see this as an absolute win still
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
the word campeighn autocorrects to champagne, and your champagne suddenly increases in quality
I wish for no racism.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted. There is now only one race. The Skibidi Toilet race.
I wish for lv3 one-shot inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3