Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted but the cat is always in a state of is and is not. such as it is sleeping and it is not sleeping due to this it is ever multipling but not and it is not real but is.
I wish for a KITCHEN GUN.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
BANG BANG BANG It horrible misfires, blowing a puppy's head off. I love you, kitchen gun!
I wish for kitchen gnu!
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted! A gnu appears in your kitchen and trashes the place. No twist required, and quite honestly, I have no idea why you thought a kitchen gnu was a good idea. Gnus are wild animals. They don't belong in kitchens unless you want to make a mess.
I wish for nontoxic mascara.
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Okay, but he doesn't like you back so you're just a creepy stalker.
I wish to understand why Goobertio would want to date THE DOUGHBOY.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
He's just a man crush of mine. Who wouldn't love that personality? And that cuddle-able bod?
I wish to understand why girls think those hoodies that expose one shoulder are cool, and also why they're all jerks except the nerdish ones
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
You no longer have homework, but your parents force you to be in an uncomfortable position for an hour instead.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Bu... wha... Your wish horribly backfires and the universe implodes.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Whenever you commit a crime the police arrest an innocent person
I wish FNAF was real and NOT a movie and I CAN'T be killed by the animatronics
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
They hire a human hitman.
I wish to have Schrodinger's cat as a pet.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted but the cat is always in a state of is and is not. such as it is sleeping and it is not sleeping due to this it is ever multipling but not and it is not real but is.
I wish for a KITCHEN GUN.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
BANG BANG BANG It horrible misfires, blowing a puppy's head off. I love you, kitchen gun!
I wish for kitchen gnu!
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted! A gnu appears in your kitchen and trashes the place. No twist required, and quite honestly, I have no idea why you thought a kitchen gnu was a good idea. Gnus are wild animals. They don't belong in kitchens unless you want to make a mess.
I wish for nontoxic mascara.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
The mascara exists, but is on a shelf too high for you, over a mile high. Even if you did get it, it's venomous and bites you.
I wish to date the Pilsbury Doughboy.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Okay, but he doesn't like you back so you're just a creepy stalker.
I wish to understand why Goobertio would want to date THE DOUGHBOY.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
He's just a man crush of mine. Who wouldn't love that personality? And that cuddle-able bod?
I wish to understand why girls think those hoodies that expose one shoulder are cool, and also why they're all jerks except the nerdish ones
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Cuz popular. And yeah. And they punch you for asking (Same thing with boys tho)
I wish to punch a child with no punishment from law.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, but the child punches you back.
I wish I had no homework
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
You no longer have homework, but your parents force you to be in an uncomfortable position for an hour instead.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted! Your home implodes, leaving you as an orphan who can't receive homework.
I wish for my wish to not be granted.
*Ah, whoops, my browser didn't load Goobertio's post.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Bu... wha... Your wish horribly backfires and the universe implodes.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
It's granted? Wait? NO!? WHAIT!? The genie murders you
I wish to be the genie (NO ALADIN)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
You're trapped in a lamp forever.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Granted, but you are stuck in the container with the other genie.
I wish it was Saturday
*dang it ninjaed*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. You receive the card, along with a note informing you the president has passed a law forbidding gas stations to sell slushies.
I wish for a dragon and a cat. Of any variety.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*I keep getting ninja'd on this thread too.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*when too many people post at once ._.*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Perhaps we should all just quote the post we're responding to...*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)