Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
WOAH my browser did something weird. Sorry I didn't see any of those recent posts!
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two. Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon) Player:Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
A dog from Pilsbury nicknamed the 'Doughboy' for his rotundness becomes affectionate towards you.
I wish Godzilla wasn't so popular.
I see this as an absolute win still
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
the word campeighn autocorrects to champagne, and your champagne suddenly increases in quality
I wish for no racism.
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.
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sigh, gonna go sit and wait on tyr's gate
I WISH THIS THREAD WOULD SORT ITSELF OUT!
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
WOAH my browser did something weird. Sorry I didn't see any of those recent posts!
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Granted! But you only get to use her in story and not arena.
I wish for there to be no more op supports so I don’t have to keep wishing for a new one.
Sorlock fanatic (I’m not a minmaxer I swear)
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
I wish for the Pilsbury Doughboy to like me back.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
A dog from Pilsbury nicknamed the 'Doughboy' for his rotundness becomes affectionate towards you.
I wish Godzilla wasn't so popular.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted he becomes a lost media.
I wish for a KITCHEN gun
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You receive a potato gun made from cooking implements. It backfires, burning you.
I wish for something awful to happen to me.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted -- something awful happens to your friend Melinda Evans.
I wish for my brain to understand inverse logarithmic functions.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew, (more coming soon)
Player: Hikari (1st Human Monk) - Messengers of the Wrong Gods
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs
You're amazing, do you know that? Every one of you.
your brain becomes so big that your head explodes killing you
I want a single penny
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
I see this as an absolute win still
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
the word campeighn autocorrects to champagne, and your champagne suddenly increases in quality
I wish for no racism.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Granted. There is now only one race. The Skibidi Toilet race.
I wish for lv3 one-shot inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.