granted you get the ability to but you never use it because then you would have to do stuff

I wish to have a non rotten honeycrisp apple

granted you are able for moderate yourself but you like procrastinating so much that you decided no to moderate yourself

I wish for non-rotten honeycrisp apple

Granted, now you has an apple that allways repeats the same phrase:  " THE LEMONS ARE MY BROTHERS ".

I wish I could use a binary decypher just to understand the message sent by a pet Cyborg, from that random player.

Wish granted. The cipher tells you that the cyborg said “RIP Dertinus” and you die.

I wish for a minigun.

Granted you have a minigun which also has infinite ammo and begins to chase after you while firing for all eternity. (Note: Has a flight speed of 120ft)

I wish for impeccable abs.

Granted. Your abs can no longer be pecked by chickens or other birds.

I wish for a giant neodymium magnet.

your teeth become the magnet

i wish that wishes could wish for wisher to have a wishing army of wishes wished into existence by other wishes

granted now wishes can wish for wisher to have a wishing army of wishes wished into existence by other wishes

I wish for wisher to have a  wishing army of wishes wished into existence by other wishes

Granted, wishes no longer exist, so nothing happens.

I wish (dang it)-

Let it’s be so, (as the word dang means damn) a dammed IT guy appears before you and demands payment 

I wish to be the richest person alive

Granted, everyone else dies, and you are left with 1 penny, and all other money is destroyed permanently.

I wish for wishes to never be wished again by wishers.

Granted, but that wish doesn't work, because no wishes can be wished, creating a paradox.

I wish to clear this thread.

granted ur shirt disappears

i wish i could go to hawaii with no way home and no resources

Granted. You start building a boat using trash cans and other plastic stuff........ but...... you forgot HOW TO BUILD THE RUDDER & THE OARS. Then you have to to use your electric fan to aim the boat straight away..... bhut...... you don't have a plug to connect the fan..... GOD DAMMIT !!! You are lost in the middle of the ocean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had 10 M of subs in my YT channel just to visit anyone who reads my post.... xDD

Granted. You have 10 sub sandwiches named "M" featured on your Yorktown blogging channel, where you explain how the British lost the Battle of Yorktown in the American Revolution.

granted nothing happens for a second

I wish for a good book

You are on a D&D website, read one of the 5e books!

I wish for my previous wish back.

your wish is granted but creates a paradox because you can’t wish it so it is wished but you can’t wish it.... confused

I want a soup hat

Okay, you want it, no wish was asked.

I wish for soup to no longer exist.

 granted all people die to cold because they don't have soop

I wish for a crow feather