You do, but it's no longer your turn. >:)

I wish I could make it up to ArtificeMeal and be friends again.

...granted, but only becuase i have been turned into an NG flumph and i get restored to exact full power and a little bit extra, like a demi-demi-god sort of... (Ether that or granted but i am still an nonsentient blob of mass, but that would benefit me less, so that is not what i will go for)

i wish to create an solid object that moves at an constant velocity and that cannot be in any way shape or form affected by outside forces

Granted. This object moves by the extense Univers on and on, unstoppable.

I wish I could has an inner feeling to be attracted by the women.

ALL the Disney princesses are madly in love with you.  Their princes, however, HATE you!

I wish Anakin didn't fall to the dark side

granted, but he avoids falling to the dark side by dying. The vile schemes of sheev himself continued, and due to the unforseen effects of having no skywalkers left in the galaxy, the sith still rule and the last hope of balance to the force is forever snuffed out

i wish that barding (or in other words armor made specifically for mounts) had exactly the same value as humanoid armor of the same type in the 5e dnd rule system

It does, but not in Adventurer's League!

I wish Anakin didn't fall to the dark side and was alive.

granted, he acchives this by not being the chosen one and never leaving tatooine, he remains a slave boy for much of his life, shmi dies even sooner than she did in the original timeline, anakin becomes nothing like what he was during the prequels and clone wars and since star wars is always set "a long time ago" the only reason he is still alive a million years later is becuase he is stored away in a bacta tank, on life support / stasis, the only living thing in his galaxy, and with what little force energy he has he is able to sense, able to feel what has happened to him but is powerless to stop it

oh, and i wish that during every full moon, one random person on this earth who is nether me, somebody i know/ care about or anyone who i would obiously have an obious selfish reason to care about turns into an indestructible horse and causes mayhem

Ok!  Nether Me turns into an indestructible horse every full moon and causes mayhem.

I wish Mace Windu gave Anakin the rank of Jedi Master

granted, but he is not on the council

i wish to have a magic tranquilizer gun

but you shoot yourself in the foot, wake up and shoot your foot again because you had an allergic reaction to the tranquilizer and it looks like a monster, and repeat ad-infinitum.

I wish I could focus after drinking coffee.

Granted, whenever you drink a sip of coffee, a book teleports into the hand the coffee was in, causing you to focus only on the book.

I wish to be a Daelkyr lord.

granted, as an lord of madness, you become uunhinged, and yet your power level and appearance does not significantly change, but you have lost track of what you were planning to do with this power

i wish that all current and future threats to my life, health and well being dissapear whenever nessesary, without this directly or indirectly causing harm to me or any of my friends or this cuasing unnecessary violence

Grant, all the threats to your life dis some grass. (you spelled disappear wrong, so I made it dis sapear)

I wish that I am not insane anymore.

The definition of insanity has been changed so that it no longer applies to you. However, nothing about you has changed.

I wish I had friends.

All 10 seasons of friends are now owned by you!

I wish I didn’t have writers block

Granted, all blocks made out of the flesh of writers in your possession now disappears. (Why did you have that, anyways?)

I wish for a pet flying monkey.

Granted. The flying monkey just fly and fly, on and on, but due to his/her low Intelligence, just forgets who is his/her owner......    ( I dunno if you are a male or a female ).

I wish I knew if the Humankind were created by Aliens..... or not.

Wish granted, they did create us. But they take you and you can't share the knowledge with anyone.

I wish for the ability to search the internet with my mind.

Granted, you can already do this. Your mind controls your arm, which controls your mouse and keyboard or thumbs for a phone, so you can search the internet with your mind.

I wish that people weren't stupid. (Not referring to anyone here, just society and humanity in general)

granted, at some point in time, somewhere in the past, we has a collective species were not ******* morons.

i wish to be immune to harm done by Nether Me in their indestructible horse form (to get full context, read one of my prior wishes and how it backfired, this is the third wish i have made since then )