You now have a shack that has been poorly maintained and reeks of fungi.
I wish to multiply by lifespan by 1000
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
The divine being/Weave that receives this wish is confused, as that is not a sensible request. To make up for the confusion, you clone yourself whenever you live a lifespan 1000 times.
I wish for the Weave to die.
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The weave is immortal itself, and it pulls a uno reverse card on you. Making you perish in the hands of your own wish.
I wish to own the ability to mind control people :p
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
granted, the exact same thing as happened to that young lad who accedentally ruined netheril happens to you, congratulations you aare now a red bleedning rock
i wish to gain the wisdom of an thousand human lifetimes
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You gain the wisdom of a thousand of society's dumbest morons together. Congratulations! You are now an idiot with negative IQ, and you are a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer and also believe in other dumb conspiracy theories.
I wish for next two wishes to have no negative consequence.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
The cure only lasts one millisecond before cancer evolves and becomes resistant to it.
I wish for my next three wishes to have no negative consequence, including this one.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Granted, time stops so that the wishes can’t happen
I wish cancer didn’t exist
since cancer is just cells who make mistakes, and creating the perfect biological machine is impossiblle, life as we know it ceases to exist, and somthing else takes its place
i wish that i could inflict my own emotions on everyone else
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
you are now an elephant, previously in your incredebly short existance as an elephant, you could not get cancer, but now you can becuase you did not specify that being cancer-free like other elephants is a thing you wanted to have in the future.
as an elephant, you can choose to be cute, but in your new elephant mind you have actively decided against that.
i want to know what HPS stands for
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Granted, time stops so that the wishes can’t happen
I wish cancer didn’t exist
I clearly said that no negative consequences were to happen. Technically time doesn’t stop lol
I wish for the ability to revive dead people.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
You now have a shack that has been poorly maintained and reeks of fungi.
I wish to multiply by lifespan by 1000
The divine being/Weave that receives this wish is confused, as that is not a sensible request. To make up for the confusion, you clone yourself whenever you live a lifespan 1000 times.
I wish for the Weave to die.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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The weave is immortal itself, and it pulls a uno reverse card on you. Making you perish in the hands of your own wish.
I wish to own the ability to mind control people :p
Granted, you now have Mind Control patented. You can't find any factory that wants to make it for you, though.
I wish to be able to displace the Weave, and become it.
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granted, the exact same thing as happened to that young lad who accedentally ruined netheril happens to you, congratulations you aare now a red bleedning rock
i wish to gain the wisdom of an thousand human lifetimes
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You gain the wisdom of a thousand of society's dumbest morons together. Congratulations! You are now an idiot with negative IQ, and you are a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer and also believe in other dumb conspiracy theories.
I wish for next two wishes to have no negative consequence.
Granted, the world explodes and those wishes can’t be made.
I wish for a cure to cancer
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
The cure only lasts one millisecond before cancer evolves and becomes resistant to it.
I wish for my next three wishes to have no negative consequence, including this one.
Granted, time stops so that the wishes can’t happen
I wish cancer didn’t exist
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
since cancer is just cells who make mistakes, and creating the perfect biological machine is impossiblle, life as we know it ceases to exist, and somthing else takes its place
i wish that i could inflict my own emotions on everyone else
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Granted, everyone else in the world has HSP.
I wish that I was an Elephant, so I couldn't die of cancer, and actually be cute.
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you are now an elephant, previously in your incredebly short existance as an elephant, you could not get cancer, but now you can becuase you did not specify that being cancer-free like other elephants is a thing you wanted to have in the future.
as an elephant, you can choose to be cute, but in your new elephant mind you have actively decided against that.
i want to know what HPS stands for
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You spelled the acronym wrong, but this is what HPS stands for: HPS Meanings
(It's HSP, that I said in my previous post.)
I wish to let you know that all elephants cannot die from cancer.
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I'm a scatterbrained idiot, and I instantly forget your words, however wise.
I wish for a mod to reply to my post.
Your post is answered by an uppity ghost who used to be a moderator on an entirely different forum, over a decade ago.
I wish GURPS had an online character sheet tool as useful and handy as DDB.
Please do not contact or message me.
They do, but as soon as you try to access it, it goes away forever.
I wish for my brother Pomastat's corpse to be mutilated.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
I clearly said that no negative consequences were to happen. Technically time doesn’t stop lol
I wish for the ability to revive dead people.
Granted, you raise the dead, but since they are hungry they eat you.
I wish diseases didn’t exist
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
Granted, diseases didn't exist until about five minutes ago and now everyone in the world has some kind of disease
I wish for the extinction of all life
Granted, except you don't know when this event will happen, or what will cause it.
I wish to be able to have 10 campaigns going at once.
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