A banana is a type of fruit, but a banananana is a rare and elusive predator, almost completely unknown, easily dangerous enough to kill a man, and always hungry.
I wish I had a more resilient mind.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish granted. Sadly, you lose all intelligence to the point of when someone throws a knife at you, you say "Shiny" and touch the sharp part of the blade.
I wish for a blob of immobile slime.
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
No one is perfect. Therefore, your name changes to Perfect and people make so much fun of you you enter depression and have to blow a few thousand dollars on counseling.
You fly a Boeing 747 into a war ground as apart of the military and end up dying to death in the crossfire.
I wish that I could have a Charmander, a Cyndaquil, a Mudkip, a Chimchar, a Gible, a Snivy, a Froakie and a Rowlet in real life as pets that would not harm anyone unprovoked and live long and healthy lives as my Pokemon.
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A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." - Chris Pratt
You get more MTG cards but the money to buy them comes out of your pocket. You find yourself broke and your mom doesnt want to lend you any more cash because you blew it all on mtg cards.
I wish Lemmy and Dio are restored back to life and both are ready to tour with their bands again.
Wish granted. People are now so sensible that they bore you to death with their logic.
I wish for a banananana
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
A banana is a type of fruit, but a banananana is a rare and elusive predator, almost completely unknown, easily dangerous enough to kill a man, and always hungry.
I wish I had a more resilient mind.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
Wish Granted! All your physical defenses have been concentrated into your mind, making your physical body incredibly weak and vulnerable.
I wish to become all powerful and immortal.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish granted. Sadly, you lose all intelligence to the point of when someone throws a knife at you, you say "Shiny" and touch the sharp part of the blade.
I wish for a blob of immobile slime.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish Granted! Unfortunately, when you touch it, you discover it is the remains of a dead ooze. Your hands are burned away by acid.
I wish to become all-knowing, all-seeing and immortal.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You're also all-insane.
I wish that didn't work quite so well.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
It doesn't work.
I wish that I was immune to fire damage.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
You are vulnerable to cold damage as well.
I wish I was immune to all damage.
Wish granted you cannot take any damage if you don't exist.
I wish for taco rain
Wish Granted! The tacos are soggy from the rain.
I wish for all the secrets of the multiverse.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish granted! You shortly after forget ALL of them.
I wish for two more wishes.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Unfortunately, you carelessly waste them both by using the word "wish" in a sentence twice.
I wish to be perfect.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
No one is perfect. Therefore, your name changes to Perfect and people make so much fun of you you enter depression and have to blow a few thousand dollars on counseling.
I wish to be able to fly a Boeing 747.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You fly a Boeing 747 into a war ground as apart of the military and end up dying to death in the crossfire.
I wish that I could have a Charmander, a Cyndaquil, a Mudkip, a Chimchar, a Gible, a Snivy, a Froakie and a Rowlet in real life as pets that would not harm anyone unprovoked and live long and healthy lives as my Pokemon.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
Someone provoked them. The judge didn't see it that way.
I wish for two more wishes.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
I wish for more mtg cards
You get more MTG cards but the money to buy them comes out of your pocket. You find yourself broke and your mom doesnt want to lend you any more cash because you blew it all on mtg cards.
I wish Lemmy and Dio are restored back to life and both are ready to tour with their bands again.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
they are restored to life but both commit suicide because of the stresses of being alive
I wish I had a job
You now have a job as a trash collecter. Bad pay, bad work, but hey - its a job.
I wish for 10 dollars.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff