Twist the Wish

Done Big guys named Mac no longer exist

I wish Kliff wouldn't steal my twisted wish

First off my actual name is not kliff thank you very much

Ok. Whatever wish you do next, I wont wish for it. =) 

I wish for friendship

Done we are now friends, also your name is obviously not kliff like how my name isn't daryll. And how googiddybop isn't that

I wish for a cool username with the word bovine in it

you now are friends with me

i wish daryll_goodfellow was not a failure

(I don't want to twist this wish I just want to say I appreciate that)

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you now are friends with me

i wish daryll_goodfellow was not a failure

 He is not a faliure, he is a human, you change nothing

I want a bowl of soup

nothing happens you need to wish it

I wish for a bowl of soup

You get a bowl of soup but you don't want it so you give it to Margaret

I wish for a mimic ( What could go wrong )

You get a bowl made of chicken bouillon cubes

 I wish for a bowl of high quality raw salmon

You get a bowl of salmon so fresh it's still alive! whoosh there it goes jumping around until landing in your soup.

I wish for a stick

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You get a bowl of soup but you don't want it so you give it to Margaret

I wish for a mimic ( What could go wrong )

 Sorry, the comments come after I load, but barely before I respond

You get a coin in the shape of a mimic

I wish for a bowl of high quality raw fish

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You get a bowl of salmon so fresh it's still alive! whoosh there it goes jumping around until landing in your soup.

I wish for a stick

you no have a 1mm stick

i wish for a mimc

except it's a poser

I wish for all the dnd books in real life

you get all of the dnd books that appear in real life

i wish to get this as a loyal pet 

You do. It decides it doesn't  like you, and tries to drain your magic. Because you have no magic, it drains your lifeforce instead.

I wish for a tarrasquito. Part mosquito, part tarrasque.

You get exactly what you wished for until you edit your post <=

I wish for an actual Rabbit/kitten/cosmos pet

Wish granted!

i wish for a life

But you sold your soul

I wish for the food which my kitten/rabbit/cosmo pet eats ( I'll name it Fluffles )

It is also part tarrasque. (Squish)

I wish for doge memes