Like you said, everybody is unique, so you're the average of all people.
I wish people didn't just say "no, you can't have that wish"; the point of the game is to grant people's wishes in a manner that perverts the intent while following the letter of the wish.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Like you said, everybody is unique, so you're the average of all people.
I wish people didn't just say "no, you can't have that wish"; the point of the game is to grant people's wishes in a manner that perverts the intent while following the letter of the wish.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You get a lump of gold. Sadly for you, the price of gold plummets shortly after you receive it. :)
I wish that Matthias would just wish for something simple.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Too bad. Everybody is unique.
I wish for me to be an average person.
Like you said, everybody is unique, so you're the average of all people.
I wish people didn't just say "no, you can't have that wish"; the point of the game is to grant people's wishes in a manner that perverts the intent while following the letter of the wish.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Wish Granted! Now your wishes are twisted in such a horrible way that you are forever plagued by your "desires".
I wish for a wand of fireballs.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
The next boss uses a wand of fireballs. If you kill him, you get it, unless he spends the last charge and rolls a 1.
I wish for $100 to be created from thin air and given to me.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You get the $100. Unfortunately, its counterfeit, and you get arrested when you try to buy something with it.
I wish I could cast dominate monster as a 9th-level spell at will.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
I wish no one was allowed to answer with "too bad" in this thread.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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What about MY wish???!!!
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Good question. Ask SpartinMan77.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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SpartinMan77, What about MY wish???!!!
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You cant cast it.
NOBODY RESPONDED TO MY COMPLETELY DELICIOUS CAKE YET EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get the cake. But you are unable to eat it for inexplicable reasons.
I wish that I lived in Faerün and that I was a yuan-ti.
<----Like this guy!
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You run into a party of high-level murderhobos.
I wish SpartinMan noticed that I answered his wish.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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He didn't.
I wish we could move on from the subject.
You move on to a worse subject.
I wish for Jeannie.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
You get her corpse.
I wish for Senpai to notice me.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Oh, he'll notice you. But not while you're alive and whole.
I wish for a banana
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
A banana falls from the sky in front of you. You slip on it and fall.
I wish to never be sick.
You die. That way you can't contract any more diseases.
I wish that I can find a good bargain with Satan
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff