Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
There is no spell called "This" so nothing happens.
I wish for a PS5 in perfect working condition, unused, and new. With controllers and Battlefront 2.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Congratulations! You have been enrolled into an four-year course in technological engineering, after which you will take another four-year apprenticeship with a blacksmith to learn the basics of blacksmithing, after which you will have to take an apprenticeship in armory if you want to be an armorer, a four-year course in chemistry if you want to be an alchemist, an apprenticeship studying the manufacture of cannons for six years if you want to be an artillerist, or further blacksmithing apprenticeship for another four years for a battle smith. Then you will be able to forge things over the course of several weeks. Good luck in the world of blacksmithing! It's acheivable!
I wish for an ordinary, non-living, empty garden gnome to appear sitting on the floor next to me.
Congratulations! You have been enrolled into an four-year course in technological engineering, after which you will take another four-year apprenticeship with a blacksmith to learn the basics of blacksmithing, after which you will have to take an apprenticeship in armory if you want to be an armorer, a four-year course in chemistry if you want to be an alchemist, an apprenticeship studying the manufacture of cannons for six years if you want to be an artillerist, or further blacksmithing apprenticeship for another four years for a battle smith. Then you will be able to forge things over the course of several weeks. Good luck in the world of blacksmithing! It's acheivable!
I wish for an ordinary, non-living, empty garden gnome to appear sitting on the floor next to me.
It does. And then comes to life and eats you.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Granted. A hob(goblin) bites you and the scar remains permanently.
I wish my Lizardfolk fighter would find the teeth of the Lizardfolk cousin of Dahlver-Nar.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted. He ages forward to lose his own teeth and is forced to use those as dentures.
I wish for the past six minutes to be undone.
Granted. My wish goes untwisted.
I wish for sushi.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted. You get it just as you wanted.
I wish for an almiraj.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted. He is hostile toward you.
I wish to become Imix.
Being Imix is not as great, fun, or interesting to you as you thought it would be.
I wish for a for a femail significant other, and that weget along very well.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
fe mail?
you get fe-mail, which is a knockoff of email. It comes with a nice chat system called We-get, though.
I wish for a tree. A happy little tree.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Because the tree is happy, it has emotions and is therefore alive. It turns hostile and kills you, because killing makes it happy.
I wish for an ordinary tree one might see on earth, not presented to me in any harmful way like being dropped on my head.
Is it illegal to grant your own wishes?
Is it?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I wish for an ordinary tree one might see on earth, not presented to me in any harmful way like being dropped on my head.
you get an ordinary tree but later find it is full of magic duplicating wasps.
i wish for a female significant other.
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Granted. You are granted a female assassin fly to fill that role.
I wish for an empty, nonmagical, untarnished Santa Claus hat to appear from nowhere.
It appears in a trash can.
I wish to play a living garden gnome in d&d
When players get creative.
It is Granted! but you cannot move for you are a garden gnome.
I wish to become an artificer in real life.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
Granted! You now work in a place where you make artificial stuff.
I wish this spell didn't exist
There is no spell called "This" so nothing happens.
I wish for a PS5 in perfect working condition, unused, and new. With controllers and Battlefront 2.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Congratulations! You have been enrolled into an four-year course in technological engineering, after which you will take another four-year apprenticeship with a blacksmith to learn the basics of blacksmithing, after which you will have to take an apprenticeship in armory if you want to be an armorer, a four-year course in chemistry if you want to be an alchemist, an apprenticeship studying the manufacture of cannons for six years if you want to be an artillerist, or further blacksmithing apprenticeship for another four years for a battle smith. Then you will be able to forge things over the course of several weeks. Good luck in the world of blacksmithing! It's acheivable!
I wish for an ordinary, non-living, empty garden gnome to appear sitting on the floor next to me.
It does. And then comes to life and eats you.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
My new years is kinda bland though.
I wish for everyone to have a merry, whatever winter holiday they celebrate.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.