You get 000.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 inches bigger
I wish to grow 7ft in hight
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
You become a crab in addition you gain all of a crabs mental traits and no longer remember your past life
I wish to create a paradox
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
You get the one you find in Tomb of Annihilation (Further explanation would be a spoiler)
I wish for stonks
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
you body and heartbeat lives on forever, but your mind recives no stimuli, you cannot see anything, you cannot hear anything, you are alone with your thoughts forever, you must scream but you have no mouth
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Whenever you change genders you gain a new personality
I wish to have my physical body upgraded to omnipotence
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
I wish for the amount of knowledge equal to that contained in rick Sanchez's head
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
You know their heigth, weight, the state of each individual cell, molecule, and every thought and memory they ever had. You have more knowlege than you can handle and frequently pass out, untill you slowly understand it all.
I wish to be able to turn into real life versions of my drawings, and back into myself an unlimited amount of times, please.
You get 000.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 inches bigger
I wish to grow 7ft in hight
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
your "hight", not to be confused with your height, increases by 7 feet. Whenever you are in "Hight", you grow 7 new feet on various body parts
i wish to become a crab
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You become a crab in addition you gain all of a crabs mental traits and no longer remember your past life
I wish to create a paradox
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted. The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence is the truth.
I wish for a gray bag of tricks.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You gain a great bag, that has tricks cereal in it.
I wish for a tall girlfreind, that is not evil.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
you get a good tall girlfriend. unfortunately, you are evil and she is a paladin.
I wish for a pearl of power.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You get the one you find in Tomb of Annihilation (Further explanation would be a spoiler)
I wish for stonks
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Granted. However, you pass away 0.0001 seconds before you get them.
I wish to get a magic weapon in real life.
It a animated weapon that kills you
I wish for immortality
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
this is what i wanted, i am no longer burdened by the sorrows of sentient life
you body and heartbeat lives on forever, but your mind recives no stimuli, you cannot see anything, you cannot hear anything, you are alone with your thoughts forever, you must scream but you have no mouth
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
I'm happy with that
I wish for a physical body
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
It's not your body, it is a fresh body though, lucky you.
I wish to be able to change genders and unlimited number of times, to a stimuli that I can work around.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Whenever you change genders you gain a new personality
I wish to have my physical body upgraded to omnipotence
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted, your physical body odor's potency increases to impossible levels.
I wish that I was good at drawing.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You become and expert at drawing cards from packs
I wish for the amount of knowledge equal to that contained in rick Sanchez's head
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted! Your head explodes.
I wish to be able to breathe fire.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Every time you breathe it is fire. Because of this you accidentally burn down your entire city and kill everyone you love.
I wish to have a nice day
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
You are trapped in the same terrible day until you enjoy it to its fullest extent.
I wish to be able to know everything about Romeo and Juliet.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You know their heigth, weight, the state of each individual cell, molecule, and every thought and memory they ever had. You have more knowlege than you can handle and frequently pass out, untill you slowly understand it all.
I wish to be able to turn into real life versions of my drawings, and back into myself an unlimited amount of times, please.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
ok you can become a 2D image, and die
I wish that Mimics were real and all around us.
Doors are evil