You get the cursed items, too. There are a lot of them.
I wish to have every Munchkin set ever released, legally, certifiably legally, for free, with no consequences for me or anyone or anything I care about or will ever care about.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Granted but if you try to play the games you get transported to the munchkin dungeon. You either have to win or survive until someone else does to escape.
I wish I had all powers and abilities from cartoons with non of the downsides, but did not turn into a cartoon. Anime is included.
The total amount of stress in the world is halved by the simple expediment of killing half the people in the world.
I wish for the ability to cast each and every spell in each and every role-playing game system without and harmful side effects and without consuming and resources of any sort on my part.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
You get to cast every spell from every rpg, but to help you practice them EVERY monster from every rpf becomes real and attacks you and once your dead attack the rest of the earth.
Wich is easy because half of them died from the less stress wish.
I wish to become a were wolf in real life, but i can control myself in wolf and hybrid form so my alinement wont change. And that every one is ok with me being a were wolf and that i wont be hunted by the government and be experimentid on.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Unlimited power is dangerous. Without limits, it disintegrates your body. You are immortal, and the power is endless, so you continue to unleash the power on the Earth. Everyone dies and because your mind is intact, you know it is your fault and you can't stop it.
I wish that candy and junk food wasn't bad for you.
I wish I had infinite 9th-level spell slots and knew and could cast every spell in D&D 5th edition, without restrictions, limitations, or consequences outside of the spell descriptions.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
You are able to eat as much as you want but get so sick of it (mentally not medically).
I wish I could not be harmed or injured by any weapon.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
They are created above you and fall crushing yor legs arms torso but yor head is just fine.
I wish for the ability to shapshift me and my clothing at will. And that i can controle the shapeshifting perfectly and i wont shapshift when unconscious. And i can turn back to how i realy look without problem's.
You get the cursed items, too. There are a lot of them.
I wish to have every Munchkin set ever released, legally, certifiably legally, for free, with no consequences for me or anyone or anything I care about or will ever care about.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
Granted but if you try to play the games you get transported to the munchkin dungeon. You either have to win or survive until someone else does to escape.
I wish I had all powers and abilities from cartoons with non of the downsides, but did not turn into a cartoon. Anime is included.
You get the power you seek but someone appears that is vastly stronger than you that you strive to beat, but cant.
I wish that if i made a race for d&d it would be added to 6th edition and a pair of warm winter gloves would be given to me.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The winter gloves are 1000000°F and the race is widely hated
I wish for less stress
The total amount of stress in the world is halved by the simple expediment of killing half the people in the world.
I wish for the ability to cast each and every spell in each and every role-playing game system without and harmful side effects and without consuming and resources of any sort on my part.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
You get to cast every spell from every rpg, but to help you practice them EVERY monster from every rpf becomes real and attacks you and once your dead attack the rest of the earth.
Wich is easy because half of them died from the less stress wish.
I wish to become a were wolf in real life, but i can control myself in wolf and hybrid form so my alinement wont change. And that every one is ok with me being a were wolf and that i wont be hunted by the government and be experimentid on.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
You get hunted by aliens.
I wish for a pygmy goat.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The goat is evil and impales you with its horns.
I wish for unlimited power and boundless knowledge and the most resilient mind and for immortality.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Unlimited power is dangerous. Without limits, it disintegrates your body. You are immortal, and the power is endless, so you continue to unleash the power on the Earth. Everyone dies and because your mind is intact, you know it is your fault and you can't stop it.
I wish that candy and junk food wasn't bad for you.
They're good for me. They're still bad for you.
I wish I had infinite 9th-level spell slots and knew and could cast every spell in D&D 5th edition, without restrictions, limitations, or consequences outside of the spell descriptions.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
You are able to eat as much as you want but get so sick of it (mentally not medically).
I wish I could not be harmed or injured by any weapon.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Sure. Weapons can't hurt you, but contact with any earthly material that is not in the shape of a weapon causes you immense pain and incinerates you.
I wish for a herd of pygmy goats that follows my every command and are not evil.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
They are created above you and fall crushing yor legs arms torso but yor head is just fine.
I wish for the ability to shapshift me and my clothing at will. And that i can controle the shapeshifting perfectly and i wont shapshift when unconscious. And i can turn back to how i realy look without problem's.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
"Goats! Go get medical help!"
"Baaah"
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
You can only shapeshift 12 times.
Per millennium.
I wish for a singular pillow to appear at the foot at my bed.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The pillow is invisible and intangible.
Wish for a girlfrend.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Friendzoned in 1 day.
I wish for a friendly, small dinosaur.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
(That was funny)
The dinasaur is so small that when it got hungry it bit a molecule and caused a atomic explosion.
I wish for (pulls a card out of the cards against humanity deck)............a middle-aged man on roller skates......
Google cards against hummanity its a funny card game but it is a little.....a lot vulger.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
A middle-aged man on roller skates runs into you at high speed.
I wish for every Magic: The Gathering card ever released.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Tooltips (Help/aid)
You own them. now you have to go collect them from everyone that has magic cards. Because they all have your property.
I wish i was better at being a dungon master for dungeons and dragons.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy