GIT GUD SKRUB.

I wish for a play by post for my third level cleric.

The play by post is called "Adventures in Lameland" where everything is really REALLY boring.

I wish my mind possessed Acrerak, giving me all his spells.

You get all his spells That he remembrrs because he forgot all of them but mending right befor you took acerak over.

I wish for a magic ring that grants unlimited rule free wishes to the holder.

You get your ring and your wishes and everything you ask for, once you have all that you realise life is meaningless and try to kill yourself,but since you probably wished for immortality it fails and you just keep coming back, hanging wasn't a great choice.

I wish I had a card which entitled me to free pizza from whichever pizza place I had a craving for. 

You get the card but its one use only and they mest up your order.

I wish for fire genasi powers in real life and that i can control them.

You getr telported to the center of the earth and become one with its core.

I wish i could turn into any creature i could imagine as many times as i want, keeping my mind intact each time.

You get that abillity but you can only turn into that first creature you imagined and can turn into it as much as you want.

I wish for all my previous wishes combined on this thread so that im a werewolf genasi with warm winter gloves and a girlfriend and i can shapeshift....(i think thats all of them)

Granted! you're a werewolf genasi with an extreme allergy to silver on top of your weakness to it, and your girlfriend is a yandere that has a VERY sharp silver knife. Whats that? you looked at a different girl? TIME TO DIE!

I wish i could travel the world while i'm alive, and find love with a cute foreign chick that ISN'T crazy.

You get a very sain cute baby chicken from another country.

I wish i would get raise at my job. Amd that i would not loose my job afterward.

You do get a raise. To the top floor, where you no have to clean out all of the archives, since your company is going paperless.

I wish i could find love...

You do....but they are a yandere too and they killd all your freinds and your co workers so you could spend ALL of your time with them.

I wish for the video game im thinking of.

Right before you make your wish, the shitty game oregon trail pops up into your head, and you happen to be put into it, where you promptly die of Dysentery.

I wish my yandere love would love me forever, for i only have eyes for her, all without killing me to accomplish it.

Ok she wont kill you but she takes your eyes out of yor head and weres them for earrings because there "for her"

I wish for a magic ring that when worn lets you bend reality to your will but it wont make you power crazed and only stuff you intend to change gets changed not everything that pops into your mind.

The ring does all you ask, but has a succubus inside that makes you have to put the ring on a tender piece of anatomy (this is whether you're a guy or girl, i won't specify the place) through this tender spot, the trapped demon steals your life energy so she can break out of her bonds permanently, not just take over your body while you sleep and turn yyou into a [insert opposite gender here].

I wish that i could turn into a girl sometimes, and be able to turn back at will

You can but you never turn into a girl when you want just sometimes. And its very embarising to have to explain yourself when it happens in a in appropriat time.

Pluse your yanderererere thought you where trying to steel yourself from her and killd you......

(almost every wish on this thread ends up geting people dead huh?)

I wish that the next wish some one makes would not lead to there or anyone elses death.

your wish is granted, but in return, you must die in their place for the next 30 posts that are not your own.

I want a new girlfriend that love me for my random-gender-bending self, while my yandere goes and finds someone new to 'love', while also healing my eyes.

Your eyes are healed, and you both found new love.to bad you both found the same person....mis yandere stabs you to protect them, but i dragy is magicly delt the killing blow insted and you hear screems from the next state over.

(Dieing breath) i wish that i would be revived each time these wishes killd me but not as a undead and that it did not hurt to die from the wishes.

This wish is granted, but now you have a severe case of E.D.

I wish that Dragy would be able to find true happiness... Even with him dieing every other hour... (talk about killing the mood. Heh)

One million christmass tree little deby cakes appere infront of me, i dont have to pay bills, and i can speend lots of time with my family....but i scare them every 20-40 min from a horible death being delt to me.

(how generos of you to wish for someone els)

I wish for your happiness. Mr. wolfs.

Acedently posted twice and i edited this one out