I wish you had made a wish. 

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I wish you had made a wish. 

 (Same)

GRANTED! But it's invisible, so we still don't know what it is. 

I wish that that wish became visible. 

Granted. But after seeing the wish you find it distinctly unnerving and wish you'd never read it. 

I wish the flowers I picked from the garden and stuck in a vase were still going strong. They lasted a decent amount of time, but longer would still be nice. 

wish granted. your flowers now have muscles in their petals, and are now very ugly flowers

I wish people would stop cutting down trees

Granted! They start blowing them up with explosives instead. 

I wish that I had the effects of the jump spell on me at all times. 

this is a different topic your on two of the forums i'm on including this one

i just noticed

granted! you get so so excited you jump straight up into a giant spiders nest

I wish that global warming never happened

Granted. Global freezing happens instead. As the days get colder, the seas freeze over, various creatures and plants die, and it is a pretty miserable time to be living on Earth. 

I wish that we humans could adapt to this cold planet. 

i knew you were going to say that!

wish granted. over thousands of years the last few humans adapt to this cold earth by only eating this certain type of mold then after a couple of years they get killed in a tsunami. oh and your dead by then

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i knew you were going to say that!

wish granted. over thousands of years the last few humans adapt to this cold earth by only eating this certain type of mold then after a couple of years they get killed in a tsunami. oh and your dead by then

 And what might your wish be?

I wish that Asdul had wished for allergies to not exist.

I wish that I knew a better wish

Granted. You know the better wish but have already utilized your wish and therefore cannot make the better wish. 

I wish for allergies to not exist. 

wish granted. all the pollen and everything else that could be an allergy disappears, and I think you can guess what happens next

will not be here till late tomorrow at earliest

I wish Asdul had made a wish. 

I wish for a sack of potatoes.