Granted! You are now armed with a vicious group of man-eating pigeons. You can tell them what to do, but after an hour they become so confused that they begin tackling each other, thus ending a beautiful partnership.
Granted. But your charisma score dips low and the resulting social awkwardness results in people thinking you're nowhere near as bright as you claim to be, leading to eternal frustration.
I wish for making potato pancakes to go well.
They come out really well but fly away to avoid being eaten.
Granted. But your charisma score dips low and the resulting social awkwardness results in people thinking you're nowhere near as bright as you claim to be, leading to eternal frustration.
I wish for making potato pancakes to go well.
They come out really well but fly away to avoid being eaten.
I wish my friend would come back.
Granted, but they’ve turned completely evil in the time since you last saw them and immediately join the evil sword in the conquest of the world. How tragic…
I wish for the sword to have a change of heart.
Granted. The evil sword becomes peaceful and dedicates its existence to composing the perfect symphony.
I wish that when I’m separated from my loved ones for ten years I can find something more interesting to do than knit stuff like the mythical Penelope did.
Sorry. I’m feeling super random in my wishes and twisting today lol.
Granted! Because you are a part of the universe, the wish starts where you are standing, and instantly kills you, then the wish, which was running off of your power fizzles out because you are no longer providing it with energy. A monument now stands where your pitiful attempt failed.
I wish to be able to cast locate object at will.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Granted! Everything swarming the house immediately vanishes, which means that their beloved pet dog is now gone forever.
I wish to meet a flock of pigeons.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
Granted! You are now armed with a vicious group of man-eating pigeons. You can tell them what to do, but after an hour they become so confused that they begin tackling each other, thus ending a beautiful partnership.
I wish to not have to pay at the grocery store.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
You become so used to swimming that you forget how to walk.
I wish for a talking sword with questionable moral standards.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
They come out really well but fly away to avoid being eaten.
I wish my friend would come back.
Before it's too late to go to bed. But you are a thri-kreen, and you never sleep anyways, so you consequently never end up stopping the sword.
I wish someone besides this lazy thri-kreen would try to stop the sword!
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Granted. The evil sword becomes peaceful and dedicates its existence to composing the perfect symphony.
I wish that when I’m separated from my loved ones for ten years I can find something more interesting to do than knit stuff like the mythical Penelope did.
Sorry. I’m feeling super random in my wishes and twisting today lol.
Granted. You cease merely knitting stuff and instead discover the joy of: QUILTING!
I wish I had more bananas on hand to make banana nut pancakes.
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Granted. You have enough bananas to make all the pancakes you can eat, but before you can start cooking they all turn into swords.
I wish that I’ll be able to finish the PbP adventure I’m currently running.
Granted. The PbP stalls and you have to say you've finished it.
I wish for colour.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Your "pony" isn't very nice, so I don't hope you plan to ride them...
I wish for the end of the universe MUWAHAHAHAHA
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Granted! Because you are a part of the universe, the wish starts where you are standing, and instantly kills you, then the wish, which was running off of your power fizzles out because you are no longer providing it with energy. A monument now stands where your pitiful attempt failed.
I wish to be able to cast locate object at will.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
The only object you can locate is this one pencil, which you also must use as a focus for the spell.
I wish for a cool t-shirt that’s not a mimic.
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You get a crop top so large that you get cold immediately.
I wish for Penelope's PbP to go well.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
It contradicts with the already twisted wish and the universe explodes.
I wish my vr headset had more battery capacity
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands