You contradicted yourself in an attempt to twist-proof your wish. Therefore, the genie sends glitched half-rickrolls to married people that somehow mess with their minds and make them come after you.
I wish to un-rickroll everyone who was half-rickrolled. I don’t want needless death.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
I could twist that. I could make that go terribly wrong. But honestly? I really don't want to. You have been spared.
I wish for the rules to change so that you are able to not twist a wish once every 50 posts.
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Granted. But the font changes to Comic Sans.
I wish to not get rickrolled.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. But the ending of your compulsion is from me leaving the forum. ;-(
I wish I could speak Latin.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. But in exchange you have to watch the whole video from start to finish... twice.
I wish Notic2SeeHere had a quick way to watch that video twice so that he's not trapped for hours on end and can instead enjoy life.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You get grape juice that's got orange dye in it. It's juice. It's orange. It's orange juice.
I wish for fresh pierogi.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. But when the anti-cleric touches the cleric it creates a blast of pure energy that blows up the planet, costing billions of lives.
I wish for less junk mail.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. but now you get a whole lot of important mail. Twice the amount of the junk mail.
I wish for everybody to be rick rolled at once. Every single person, even if their married.
You contradicted yourself in an attempt to twist-proof your wish. Therefore, the genie sends glitched half-rickrolls to married people that somehow mess with their minds and make them come after you.
I wish to un-rickroll everyone who was half-rickrolled. I don’t want needless death.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You ruin all the marriages in the world as everyone is now single to avoid the glitched rick rolls.
I wish for the ability to not lose the game
I am also here.
Am snek.
Granted. You are able to not lose the game, but only if you follow the rules of the game.
I wish for several things.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. With the lack of specificity you get a plague of locusts, a dragon coming to eat you, and an exploding watermelon.
I wish for clear weather tomorrow.
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You clear the weather tomorrow. To remove weather, you need to remove the atmosphere, destroying the planet.
I wish to evacuate everyone except Vitus to a nearby habitable planet.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted, but vitus then destroys it.
I wish I could come out to my parents as Aro/Ace without fear of them saying I'm too young to know.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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I could twist that. I could make that go terribly wrong. But honestly? I really don't want to. You have been spared.
I wish for the rules to change so that you are able to not twist a wish once every 50 posts.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted. But that's 50 in base 2,000 so for all practical intents and purposes the rules have not changed.
I wish I had something sweet in the fridge.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You are reading a news article about some horror event happening, you tell your friend who isn't listeing and says "Thats sweet"
That is in your fridge
I wish to win the last comment wins thread
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"