Granted. But the twisting of his wish was that granting it was actually a lie. And therefore what you've undone was an effect to have your wishes twist-immune, thereby restoring the former order whereupon your wishes get twisted.
I wish for a diamond worth 1,000,000 US Dollars to appear in a cardboard box outside my house without being so large as for it to cause damage and that it will have no legal repercussions guarding it and it will not be stolen.
Wish granted. It is in fact a family heirloom, and has passed down to you due to the unforeseen ambiguity of a distant relative's will. Since it is rightfully yours, no legal repercussions! Moreover, it's entirely safe from theft - so very safe. Indeed, the cardboard box is impossible to open!
I wish for this thread to end.
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Wish granted. It is in fact a family heirloom, and has passed down to you due to the unforeseen ambiguity of a distant relative's will. Since it is rightfully yours, no legal repercussions! Moreover, it's entirely safe from theft - so very safe. Indeed, the cardboard box is impossible to open!
And so you have a fluffy tail! And then it is immediately taken away, as the second part of your wish was that you are not weird, which is mutually exclusive to having a fluffy tail.
I wish for this wish to be twisted.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Granted. It is vegan bacon.
I wish for a new a new house that cannot harm me in any way.
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Granted. The house can't harm you. The yard and driveway though...
I wish I could open a pack of jerk seasoning for marinating without having a sneezing fit.
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You have a coughing fit instead.
I still wish for my next wish to not be twisted.
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Granted. Your next wish, not this one. Just make sure to tell the next wish-twister.
I wish that all of KingOfCharge's wishes would be twisted.
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Good wish, bro. Granted.
I wish I could function on 2 hours of sleep. It would free up a nice chunk of time.
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You can now function on 2 hours of sleep. However, you can now only get 1 hour 30 minutes a day on average.
I wish for Yondor’s last wish affecting me to be undone. As per my last wish, this won’t be twisted.
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Granted. But the twisting of his wish was that granting it was actually a lie. And therefore what you've undone was an effect to have your wishes twist-immune, thereby restoring the former order whereupon your wishes get twisted.
I wish for good grilling weather tomorrow.
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It’s so hot your burgers get grilled just by being outside for a few minutes.
I wish for human-caused global warming to stop.
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Human caused global warming does stop because all industrialization explodes, and humans are sent into the dark ages again.
I wish for a cheesecake.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
the cheesecake is laced with nerotoxin
I wish for a diamond worth 1,000,000 US Dollars to appear in a cardboard box outside my house without being so large as for it to cause damage and that it will have no legal repercussions guarding it and it will not be stolen.
Wish granted. It is in fact a family heirloom, and has passed down to you due to the unforeseen ambiguity of a distant relative's will. Since it is rightfully yours, no legal repercussions! Moreover, it's entirely safe from theft - so very safe. Indeed, the cardboard box is impossible to open!
I wish for this thread to end.
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wish
you fool, i can sell it whilst its in the box!
wish gr@nT3dDdDdddddddddd8d9dp9cyucbu3ebiud [ERROR] [PARADOX DETECTED] [RESETTING UNIVERSE]
lemme know if you got that reference
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I wish for Florida to be cooler.
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Wish granted! Everyone in Florida now wears a drip jacket! Sadly global warming has raised its temperature by 50 degrees.
i wish for a fluffy tail (I'm not weird you are)
And so you have a fluffy tail! And then it is immediately taken away, as the second part of your wish was that you are not weird, which is mutually exclusive to having a fluffy tail.
I wish for this wish to be twisted.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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thats not fnaf is it
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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nope its from the youtube series In Space With Markiplier
wish granted! except its not twisted!
I wish for a fluffy tail!
Granted! It's so fluffy YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!
I wish for a non-eaten, tasty, normal, sugary, clean chocolate chip cookie to appear beside my bed right now.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
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