Wish granted! Do you know what a supernova is? Don't bother looking it up, you probably don't have enough time.
I wish I had a TI-84 Graphing Calculator.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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You get one, just as you asked! In fact, I am so generous that I also protected it from thieves by hiding it in a pile of several hundred non-functional but otherwise near-identical calculators! There is a small mark to help you tell the difference
I wish for fish
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Granted! You start to notice fish everywhere you go, replacing your closest friends, flopping on the plate next to your sandwich, and swimming in your bathtub. They even visit you in your dreams. You now have fish.
I wish for the energy and capacity to do whatever I set my mind to.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
And so it shall be! Just imagine them as Minecraft phantoms. That way you'll hate them more than fear them.
I wish for tomorrow.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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wish granted! you gain the ability to reform what matters to you into important things instead of forum games!
I wish to be able to decrypt any cipher.
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Granted, people can now post not only on a piece of thread made of happiness, but also on a needle made of happiness.
I wish to work at NASA.
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Time is not a line. It's not even a river where things converge/diverge. It's a slideshow. You can press the back button to go backwards in the slideshow and it will be the exact same as it was when you first arrived at it. Unfortunately, it being the exact same includes you. You are not an observer of the slideshow, you are a part of it. And every moment that the back button is pressed is a moment that you go back, along with everything else. And every moment that the forward button is pressed is a moment that you go forward, along with everything else. Time does not move at a consistent rate; you just perceive it as such since you are a part of the slide, and you move at the same inconsistent and nonexistent pace that everything else moves at. Time does not move forward; it just seems like it does to you, since you have no memory of the slide following the current, only the slides before. Time is not a flow, and the universe is not expanding or changing; it already has expanded, changed, and even ended. The end of the universe is already on a slide, very far away, and that slide cannot be moved or changed. Of course, that slide has not yet happened, in the human sense of the word. But it has been reached, and then backtracked from, to this very current moment, this exact Universal Slide.
tl;dr: no. But as a consolation prize, take this cool hourglass! It has sand AND stuff that USED to be sand! Wild!
I wish to own the copyrights. All of them.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Granted. You get a taxidermy bird, tail-feathers included.
I wish for a warm day.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Wish granted! Do you know what a supernova is? Don't bother looking it up, you probably don't have enough time.
I wish I had a TI-84 Graphing Calculator.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
How I'm posting based on text formatting: Mod Hat Off - Mod Hat Also Off (I'm not a mod)
You get one, just as you asked! In fact, I am so generous that I also protected it from thieves by hiding it in a pile of several hundred non-functional but otherwise near-identical calculators! There is a small mark to help you tell the difference
I wish for fish
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! You start to notice fish everywhere you go, replacing your closest friends, flopping on the plate next to your sandwich, and swimming in your bathtub. They even visit you in your dreams. You now have fish.
I wish for the energy and capacity to do whatever I set my mind to.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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granted! you have zero energy because you are now a vegetable
i wish for an egg
the egg it breaks, and from the inside it emerges an starving Hydra, which looks for you to be her new & fresh prey.
I wish to be your solar protector cream.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
granted! expept i dont kn ow what that is so instead everyone gets payday 2 ptsd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0V_GKk4I1c
i wish for cloaker to stop be scary
And so it shall be! Just imagine them as Minecraft phantoms. That way you'll hate them more than fear them.
I wish for tomorrow.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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you appear tomorrow and your alternate self murders you.
i wish for me to have three more wishes.
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
I am currently writing a collection of short stories called ¨tales from the pocket realm.¨
Granted. You are gifted with three more wishes, but they can only be used on February 30th.
I wish for a rice&beans recipe I'm getting in my head to be good.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. you get instructions on how to make rice and how to make beans
i wish to be able to reform matter into anything
i'm being forced to be late to every dnd session by bad scheduling and keeping up with these forums
unofficial titles:
Lightning strike of legend
wish granted! you gain the ability to reform what matters to you into important things instead of forum games!
I wish to be able to decrypt any cipher.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Wish granted, now you can take bill cypher out of a crypt. If you find him in one. I don't see how that could be useful though..
I wish for people to post on the H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S thread, which is the best thread in adohand's kitchen
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted, people can now post not only on a piece of thread made of happiness, but also on a needle made of happiness.
I wish to work at NASA.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
You now work at NASA...... As the janitor that only works in the bathroom
I wish for my friends to take DnD seriously
They start trying to cast fireball in real life and also begin to worship dnd gods in real life.
I wish to be able to cast dnd spells in real life.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! But only when you dream in real life, is when you can cast them in your dream.
I wish I had more control over time.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Time is not a line. It's not even a river where things converge/diverge. It's a slideshow. You can press the back button to go backwards in the slideshow and it will be the exact same as it was when you first arrived at it. Unfortunately, it being the exact same includes you. You are not an observer of the slideshow, you are a part of it. And every moment that the back button is pressed is a moment that you go back, along with everything else. And every moment that the forward button is pressed is a moment that you go forward, along with everything else. Time does not move at a consistent rate; you just perceive it as such since you are a part of the slide, and you move at the same inconsistent and nonexistent pace that everything else moves at. Time does not move forward; it just seems like it does to you, since you have no memory of the slide following the current, only the slides before. Time is not a flow, and the universe is not expanding or changing; it already has expanded, changed, and even ended. The end of the universe is already on a slide, very far away, and that slide cannot be moved or changed. Of course, that slide has not yet happened, in the human sense of the word. But it has been reached, and then backtracked from, to this very current moment, this exact Universal Slide.
tl;dr: no. But as a consolation prize, take this cool hourglass! It has sand AND stuff that USED to be sand! Wild!
I wish to own the copyrights. All of them.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Sure, but they are so complicated that you can't begin to fathom what they mean.
I wish Frosthaven would come out
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
no
i wish for a fluffy blanket