You receive a grape flavored jelly bean and it is so good that you look for more until you have amassed all the grape jelly beans in the world. Then you eat them and die from too much sugar
i wish to have the power to clean things with my mind
I wish for banananananas and chezburgr and toilet humor
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. It comes in the form of the following joke.
Q: What did the banana say to the cheezburger? A: Electrons can be shared between atoms. This is essential to forming chemical bonds. Q: I don't get it. A: Poop!
Granted. You use it look through windows and watch tv shows from online subscription services you are not subscribed to. This leads to you being charged with piracy and thrown in prison. In prison you are the cellmate of Antonio "The Gopher" Castellanos. He ropes you into an escape plan. For the next three years you meticulously dig a hole from your cell to the outside world and achieve freedom once more and escape to Cambodia. There you get involved with a local jazz band that gains prominence and gets hired by the Nigerian prince to play music at his wedding which being held on a rented yacht sailing the East China Sea. The sound of your music is great. Everyone likes it. In fact it's so popular that it attracts the attention of a kraken that trashes the boat and then wraps its tentacles around you to throw you to Antarctica where you get involved in a civil war between penguin factions. After 7 months of fighting in the frigid conditions of an Antarctic winter you emerge victorious but are betrayed by the newly installed penguin dictator and die.
Don't want to get killed by a penguin? Don't wish for a telescope.
I wish for a dragon I could fly like the kind in Dragonriders of Pern.
Granted, but you are now stuck in a philosophical labyrinth. What is good, what is evil? Are humans innately good or evil? Who defines good or evil? How much of perceived evil is merely misinterpreted ugliness or carelessness?
I wish for Bobthebarbarian51105 to escape the labyrinth.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted I escape the labyrinth but I am mentally insane due to all the years it takes me I become unable to function in society and end up comiting multiple crimes
I wish that I could understand any language without any affects to my memory or the way I function
You can understand any language if you wear the Helm of Comprehend Languages, but it’s shaped such that your head can’t fit and is magically not resizable. Dang.
The players are good, nay, amazing at dying and being annoying!
I wish for a jellybean
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
The jelly bean is black licorice flavored.
i wish for a grape flavored jelly bean.
You receive a grape flavored jelly bean and it is so good that you look for more until you have amassed all the grape jelly beans in the world. Then you eat them and die from too much sugar
i wish to have the power to clean things with my mind
Wish granted, your brain was surgically removed so now you can clean stuff with it. Only prob is you are now deceased. Oh well.
I wish for yum yum food.
no more time for dnd
Granted! You have all of the yum yum food you could want, but it disagrees with your tum tum
I wish I didn't have any allergies
Granted! You don’t have any allergies! Your throat can’t swell up if you don’t have one! Oops.
I wish for jellybean
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
What's your wish
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/173323-barbarian-wars
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I wish there was a wish that would continue this thread.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, buts its very dumb
I wish for banananananas and chezburgr and toilet humor
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. It comes in the form of the following joke.
Q: What did the banana say to the cheezburger?
A: Electrons can be shared between atoms. This is essential to forming chemical bonds.
Q: I don't get it.
A: Poop!
I wish for a hoverboard.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
It hovers ya right into space.
I wish for a jellybean
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
you get a "jellybean" but you lose it and can't ever find it again
I wish for the biggest bottle of ketchup
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Granted! Oh no, is it falling out of th- *thud*
I wish for another jellybean
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
you get another jellybean. You lose that one too. ( maybe wish for some glasses? )
I wish for a telescope.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Granted. You use it look through windows and watch tv shows from online subscription services you are not subscribed to. This leads to you being charged with piracy and thrown in prison. In prison you are the cellmate of Antonio "The Gopher" Castellanos. He ropes you into an escape plan. For the next three years you meticulously dig a hole from your cell to the outside world and achieve freedom once more and escape to Cambodia. There you get involved with a local jazz band that gains prominence and gets hired by the Nigerian prince to play music at his wedding which being held on a rented yacht sailing the East China Sea. The sound of your music is great. Everyone likes it. In fact it's so popular that it attracts the attention of a kraken that trashes the boat and then wraps its tentacles around you to throw you to Antarctica where you get involved in a civil war between penguin factions. After 7 months of fighting in the frigid conditions of an Antarctic winter you emerge victorious but are betrayed by the newly installed penguin dictator and die.
Don't want to get killed by a penguin? Don't wish for a telescope.
I wish for a dragon I could fly like the kind in Dragonriders of Pern.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You now have an untamed dragon sleeping on your roof. You could still fly it, it just might now be a good idea.
I wish all coins were spheres instead of cylinders.
How to add tooltips on dndbeyond
Granted they don't fit in wallets and they roll away whenever you look away
I wish I could draw good
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/173323-barbarian-wars
Join our ranks
Granted, but you are now stuck in a philosophical labyrinth. What is good, what is evil? Are humans innately good or evil? Who defines good or evil? How much of perceived evil is merely misinterpreted ugliness or carelessness?
I wish for Bobthebarbarian51105 to escape the labyrinth.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
I wish that I could understand any language without any affects to my memory or the way I function
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/173323-barbarian-wars
Join our ranks
You can understand any language if you wear the Helm of Comprehend Languages, but it’s shaped such that your head can’t fit and is magically not resizable. Dang.
I wish to have perfect multitasking capabilities.