Granted. You use your grow-up ray with no downsides whatsoever. But unfortunately Doctor Von Evilguy has other plans. He steals your grow-up ray, finds an anthill, and begins his plans for world domination.
I wish for good ideas on how to design a dungeon for my party-members to explore.
Granted. You did not, however, wish for the chance to play. Good luck arranging a session.
I wish for one random ant to die.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
I have 16 killer death snails chasing me now. I wish for another ant to randomly die every minute.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted, their hair grows forever and takes over the world.
I wish for the popularity on the fourms on the same level as Dragon_Slayer_Spider_King
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. You get one. The effects wear off by the next day. I wish for the killer snails to stop chasing me.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. There are negitive side effects due to digestion.
I wish for a grow ray to size up my otter with no detriments
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Granted. You use your grow-up ray with no downsides whatsoever. But unfortunately Doctor Von Evilguy has other plans. He steals your grow-up ray, finds an anthill, and begins his plans for world domination.
I wish for good ideas on how to design a dungeon for my party-members to explore.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You did not, however, wish for the chance to play. Good luck arranging a session.
I wish for one random ant to die.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. But the assassin snail is coming. It’s invincible, and immortal, and can kill you with a touch. And it’s following you. Always.
I wish for a wish.
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That's just cruel. >_>
@Otter: Granted. You go to Wish, the popular decorating merchandise website, and have a small little scented candle that's labelled as your Wish.
I wish for $1,000,000,000 of tax-free money.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. It is counterfeit.
I have 16 killer death snails chasing me now. I wish for another ant to randomly die every minute.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
The ant species goes extinct and causes the ecosystem to collapse.
I wish to be able to have a pet dinosaur (a T-Rex) which is tamed and won’t hurt anyone. I also want to be able to ride the dinosaur
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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It is the size of a pebble, and you become an ant (the regular variety), such that you may ride it.
I wish for cats to not shed
Granted, their hair grows forever and takes over the world.
I wish for the popularity on the fourms on the same level as Dragon_Slayer_Spider_King
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. But to get enough popularity to usurp Dragon's popularity requires 23 hours of work each day, leaving little time for anything else.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You get one. The effects wear off by the next day. I wish for the killer snails to stop chasing me.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. They stop chasing you because they've caught you.
I wish the air quality in my area would get better real soon.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You teleport to a random place with better air quality.
I wish for a pet dragon that is loyal to me, understands my speech, and cannot harm me or anyone I do not wish it to harm.
It cannot harm anyone because it is smaller than a quark…
I wish for a Terry Pratchett book
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You get one, but it’s so damaged that you can’t read it.
I wish for this thread to disappear
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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You get locked out of your backup account. Gone.
I wish for a personal computer that’s good at functioning
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It’s from 4050 and you don’t know how to use it.
I wish to be a chair
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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You now own a company
I wish for frogs
You now have frogs… and 50 assassin snails…
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I wish for a fluffy pillow.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary