Your wish?

I wish to be able to create macaroni and cheese on demand.

Granted. But Kraft sues you for stealing their recipe.

I wish for a hoverboard.

Granted. How high your hoverboard floats can be modeled by the sinusoidal function y=3cos(πx)+3, with x being time in seconds and y being meters above ground.

I wish to be able to use math to attack people. For instance, I can fire a sin(x) at them, and it will hurt.

Granted. You can use this attack once.

I wish to be a better DM.

Granted. You become a better Danish Maker. Now your family is always you insisting you make them every day for breakfast.

I wish I was a better artist.

Granted. This is what I found from the Chronicles of Eternia

Step 1: Acquire an enchanted paintbrush from a mythical creature residing atop a rainbow.

Step 2: Consume copious amounts of rainbow-colored paint to enhance your artistic vision.

Step 3: Master the art of telekinesis to control the brush strokes with your mind.

Step 4: Attend a top-secret art school hidden in a parallel dimension accessible only through a secret portal disguised as a pizza oven.

Step 5: Spend three months living amongst artistic penguins in Antarctica to absorb their artistic genius.

Step 6: Concoct a special potion using rare ingredients like moonlight dew, unicorn tears, and pixie dust. Drink it during every creative session to unlock your inner artistic powers.

Step 7: Create a mural while skydiving to truly grasp the concept of artistic freedom and fluidity.

Step 8: Adopt an art-loving pet, preferably a talking parrot who can critique your artwork and offer valuable insights.

Step 9: Participate in a series of extreme artistic challenges, such as painting underwater or while riding a unicycle on a tightrope.

Step 10: Finally, embrace your uniqueness, follow your artistic instincts, and remember that becoming a good artist is a journey of self-expression and experimentation. Embrace the joy of creation and let your imagination soar!

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I wish to have better handwriting.

Granted. Your exquisite penmanship is so good that you are seen as a valuable calligrapher and made to do so for 18 hours a day.

I wish for cantaloupe.

Granted. You die as a giant cantaloupe falls from the sky.

I wish for all DnD materials ever released to have one copy pop into existence on my shelves.

Granted but the DnD material literally popped on your shelves like gum on shoes, you cannot read it.

I wish I had better grammar.

Granted. You can use the grammatical procedures of Young Dyirbal perfectly.

I wish for a good bio.

Granted. You get the best-written bio to ever exist about the life of the local squirrel.

I wish for cleaning dishes to be more enjoyable.

Granted. You are addicted to cleaning dishes.

I wish for a pebble.

Granted. But it's kind of fruity. And now there's a caveman trying to steal it from you?

I wish for lots of flowers on my marigolds to bloom. 

Granted. You develop a deadly allergy to marigolds, and being within 30 feet of them causes severe allergic reactions.

I wish for FTL travel to be achieved within my natural lifetime.

Granted. But it is the first step of your unnatural lifetime as humans come into contact with a real-life version of the Borg, leading to mass assimilation.

I wish to go to the moon.

Granted. You die due to lack of oxygen.

I wish for everyone to just calm down about politics for even just one election cycle and go back to the point in time when the main difference between Democrats and Republicans were just Economic Ideologies.

Good wish, bro. Granted.

...................................................................................................................................Instead we now argue about whether or not Pluto is a planet with extreme intensity.

I wish for an oxygen pack so I don't die on the moon.

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Good wish, bro. Granted.

...................................................................................................................................Instead we now argue about whether or not Pluto is a planet with extreme intensity.

I wish for an oxygen pack so I don't die on the moon.

 I, for one, welcome our 9th Planet Overlords.
Granted. However, you have no way to reach the moon.

I wish for the main political issue to be whether or not ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ is a valid word.

Granted. They decide it is valid after about two minutes.

I wish to be able to read minds.