The Coronavirus is eradicated after eliminating half of all life forms. You can now go back to school, knowing that some of your class mates might have been a casualty.
I wish shorter school days.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Granted. The oil inside of them are dumped on top of you, and then catches on fire.
I wish for Coronavirus to go away so I can just go back to school.
i think i would drown first, and the fire would be on the surface of the oil where i am not...
The oil spreads, it doesn't stay in a blob. Depending where you are at the moment this happens, you're likely just coated in oil. You might drown, if you're in an enclosed space. The oil still catches on fire.
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Granted, but now every piece of architecture is required to be either built or retrofitted to be to exact ewok specifications. This is great news...if you're about three feet tall.
I wish I had tempest cleric powers. That'll enforce some social distance...
granted, but only an level 1 cleric and for some reason sleeping does not give you the benefits of an long rest, also the real world struggles to determine your wisdom score so your cleric power fluxuates
i wish that from this point onward, ravens know the secrets of life and death.
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Granted, but you have to do them all at exactly the same time.
I wish to be able to obtain anything for absolutely free, no charge.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
granted, it's called robbery and is illegal
i wish for all oil reserves in the middle east to immediately vanish
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Granted. The oil inside of them are dumped on top of you, and then catches on fire.
I wish for Coronavirus to go away so I can just go back to school.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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The Coronavirus is eradicated after eliminating half of all life forms. You can now go back to school, knowing that some of your class mates might have been a casualty.
I wish shorter school days.
I said no consequences so technically that doesn’t happen.
Just saying the wish above also cannot have any consequences because of my last wish
i think i would drown first, and the fire would be on the surface of the oil where i am not...
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
The oil spreads, it doesn't stay in a blob. Depending where you are at the moment this happens, you're likely just coated in oil. You might drown, if you're in an enclosed space. The oil still catches on fire.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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The school days are so short you don't have them.
I wish for true love.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Not for you, but for the person you hate the most
I wish for cats to die again, all of them, right now.
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however, you turn into a cat first.
I wish i could summon a bean
I did NOT eat those hikers.
But only once I am resurrected
I wish to be alive, and have all cats in the universe die right now
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You are alive but die within 0.64 nanoseconds, and all the cats die but then revive that same amount of time later with 3 extra clones each.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
I wish for 1 legendary bundle and to own every Wizards Of The Coast product.
"A Jack Of All Trades is a master of none"
'That's why I hate Bards'
Not available to be granted due to the Hazardous Spoiler you've yet created here.
I wish I could dive in a Lava pool just to find the Secret of Love.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But you are burned to death by lava. And it is more dense than you, so you float on top of it burning to death.
I wish to kill Corona
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Ok, Dr. Corona of Indonesia is dead
I wish for a cure for COVID-19 that doesn't involve anyone dying to cause it.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Granted. You stop time. This causes Coronavirus to not cause any more deaths. Too bad that none of you can move, or see, or do anything.
I wish for the Last Jedi to be erased from existence
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Granted. So now the next Empire's Jesus is infecting the remaining Universe with the typical Empire bullsh*ttery.
I wish the Ewoks could save us from the Empire.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, but now every piece of architecture is required to be either built or retrofitted to be to exact ewok specifications. This is great news...if you're about three feet tall.
I wish I had tempest cleric powers. That'll enforce some social distance...
granted, but only an level 1 cleric and for some reason sleeping does not give you the benefits of an long rest, also the real world struggles to determine your wisdom score so your cleric power fluxuates
i wish that from this point onward, ravens know the secrets of life and death.
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes