In the mix of your wishes the atmosphere disappears, gravity fades, now all it takes to get to space is a simple jump. With no air around, there is nothing but peace and quiet... and death.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
In the mix of your wishes the atmosphere disappears, gravity fades, now all it takes to get to space is a simple jump. With no air around, there is nothing but peace and quiet... and death.
If you say so! You're group shows up, but it's a mix of people who forget what dice to roll literally seconds after you tell them, ones who don't listen and talk among themselves and ask questions about the story every two seconds, and the kind that always want to do perverted things to the NPCs and now you are bound to go to full length descriptions with them.
I wish for food for my new puppy friends!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
If you say so! You're group shows up, but it's a mix of people who forget what dice to roll literally seconds after you tell them, ones who don't listen and talk among themselves and ask questions about the story every two seconds, and the kind that always want to do perverted things to the NPCs and now you are bound to go to full length descriptions with them.
I wish for food for my new puppy friends!
(Dude, that's not far off from some groups I've DMed for. At least they're on time!)
Wish granted. Say goodbye to your legs.
I wish for the next Pat Rothfuss book to be awesome.
Your wish is my command! You are now the DM to 24/7 DnD! However, no breaks of any kind. People always forget to bring food and drink. No bathroom. You are also suffering from writers block, so your group leaves you. You are to spend your last dying days DMing a game you play yourself.
I wish for mORE BONES FOR MY HORDE OF HELL HOUNDS!!
Your wish is my command! You are now the DM to 24/7 DnD! However, no breaks of any kind. People always forget to bring food and drink. No bathroom. You are also suffering from writers block, so your group leaves you. You are to spend your last dying days DMing a game you play yourself.
I wish for mORE BONES FOR MY HORDE OF HELL HOUNDS!!
You weren't using your arms, were you? I'm sure your Hell Hounds will love them!
I still wish I could go on vacation and not feel guilty.
Granted! But, every time you roar, you take on more aspects of the bear, finally turning into a bear and slaughtering your team and family who eventually comes to check on you.
I wish for my horde to obey my every command!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Twofer granted!
In the mix of your wishes the atmosphere disappears, gravity fades, now all it takes to get to space is a simple jump. With no air around, there is nothing but peace and quiet... and death.
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
I was so excited!
I wish for an endless supply of Yoohoo!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Wish granted. An entire group of choir boys gather around you and constantly scream "YOOHOO!" into your ears.
I wish for chocolate.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
mmm... not at all what I meant. sad.
Two cocoa trees grow where your arms once were! You can not support the weight, so you become fertilizer. You ~become chocolate.
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
DX There is so much going on okay!? Lol!
I wish for puppies! How bad could puppies be??
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
I try not to have my players go up against bears.
All my bear noises sound like Richard Nixon.
If you say so! You're group shows up, but it's a mix of people who forget what dice to roll literally seconds after you tell them, ones who don't listen and talk among themselves and ask questions about the story every two seconds, and the kind that always want to do perverted things to the NPCs and now you are bound to go to full length descriptions with them.
I wish for food for my new puppy friends!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
I try not to have my players go up against bears.
All my bear noises sound like Richard Nixon.
Wish granted! It's so amazing that when you open the book, it's sheer awesomeness blows your head off.
I wish for DnD games every day!
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13
I try not to have my players go up against bears.
All my bear noises sound like Richard Nixon.
Your wish is my command! You are now the DM to 24/7 DnD! However, no breaks of any kind. People always forget to bring food and drink. No bathroom. You are also suffering from writers block, so your group leaves you. You are to spend your last dying days DMing a game you play yourself.
I wish for mORE BONES FOR MY HORDE OF HELL HOUNDS!!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
I try not to have my players go up against bears.
All my bear noises sound like Richard Nixon.
*FWOOOOM* You are transported to a sunny beach. Your emotions stripped from you, you feel no guilt. You feel no happiness. You feel nothing.
I wish for my extremities back!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
I try not to have my players go up against bears.
All my bear noises sound like Richard Nixon.
Granted! But, every time you roar, you take on more aspects of the bear, finally turning into a bear and slaughtering your team and family who eventually comes to check on you.
I wish for my horde to obey my every command!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Oh they do. Down to the tiniest detail. Much like this game, anything you say is twisted.
I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
*A switch from a tree appears in your hand with the Nintendo logo emblazoned on it*
I wish they would go avenge my death in the TPBM thread >:]
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
(Hey! I said I was going to next session! After I moon over my magic items...)
Granted! Kirito's Warlock decides that you would want to be avenged by him saving himself, and so he runs away from the embodiment of Madness.
I wish to be accepted into the play by Post in my signature (don't remember what it's called :D)
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13