[[I figured you'd like some help! It took some finagling to get that wish right, lol!]]
Not only are you accepted, you must post every 15 minutes, whether it's out of turn, you're working, sleeping, at school. You can do nothing else every 15 minutes. I hope it ruins you!
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"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Granted! You're accepted in as a level 1 Commoner, to see whether or not you have what it takes against a housecat in a grueling battle. It doesn't end well for you.
I wish that I could code faster. I also wish that HypeFox would stop ninja-ing me and would follow the thread rules by posting a wish himself.
Granted! I proceed to talk with you about stuff for hours, which prevents you from doing what you originally planned on doing. (I didn't mean the above post to be rude/mean, sorry if you interpreted it that way :<)
I wish that my wishes would stop getting misinterpreted.
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos." Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds." Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED) (All PbP)
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos." Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds." Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED) (All PbP)
Granted! They love you! They surround you, hundreds of them. and wrap their appendages around you, accidentally suffocating you until you lay limp and lifeless on the floor.
I wish for another season of that one show that ended too soon.
your body now over produces that which is needed to live. This causes your body to slowly eat away at your self to keep up with the demand for energy and minerals; you are almost always hungry, tired, and are gaining an anorexic body.
I wish I could teleport to any world/ universe I want to: real or fiction (including my original home world/ universe, and my own fictional worlds/ universes) safely so I can have fun adventures, and the ability to heal my body of any damage, but may require to consume more food over time for the needed energy while I heal.
Granted! However, you lose the ability to move normally, leaving teleportation as your only means of locomotion. When teleporting to a world, you always arrive at its north pole, and when teleporting to a universe you arrive the north pole of a random planet. Just think of all the fun adventures you'll have trying to actually get somewhere!
I wish that I could get into a D&D group without it falling apart immediately.
Granted! However, you are the Dungeon Master and you have 25 players you have to DM for, each of which will quietly and subtly complain about how long combat takes with each new turn.
[[I figured you'd like some help! It took some finagling to get that wish right, lol!]]
Not only are you accepted, you must post every 15 minutes, whether it's out of turn, you're working, sleeping, at school. You can do nothing else every 15 minutes. I hope it ruins you!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Granted! You're accepted in as a level 1 Commoner, to see whether or not you have what it takes against a housecat in a grueling battle. It doesn't end well for you.
I wish that I could code faster. I also wish that HypeFox would stop ninja-ing me and would follow the thread rules by posting a wish himself.
Granted! You code so fast it melts your hands off, you continue to code with your nubs up to your shoulders. [[I'll not forget one of these days XD]]
I wish skizzerz would be my friend. ;3
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Granted! I proceed to talk with you about stuff for hours, which prevents you from doing what you originally planned on doing. (I didn't mean the above post to be rude/mean, sorry if you interpreted it that way :<)
I wish that my wishes would stop getting misinterpreted.
[[Lol, not at all! I was wondering how it would get twisted :P]]
Perfect! Your wishes are no longer misinterpreted! You just speak funny now and always wish for your downfall.
I wish for a granola bar.
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Wish granted, but you aren't allowed to post anything.
I wish for a brand new phone.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
You get a black brick in bad condition.
It's the first phone invented.
I wish for all the mods on this forums to get out of the forum games.
I'm that cat guy, and i do stuff. Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyrtkNMBOOCxyH4Eueno3w
Tabaxi Bard Level 15
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos."
Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds."
Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED)
(All PbP)
Aw man, that's not a fun wish - mods deserve some fun too!
Anyway, wish granted - forum perma locked.
I wish for a tasty bacon sandwich.
Pun-loving nerd | She/Her/Hers | Profile art by Becca Golins
If you need help with homebrew, please post on the homebrew forums, where multiple staff and moderators can read your post and help you!
"We got this, no problem! I'll take the twenty on the left - you guys handle the one on the right!"🔊
it's the earlier sandwich i was given! Now, eat it raw as it can't be cooked!
I wish for a flumph harem.
I'm that cat guy, and i do stuff. Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyrtkNMBOOCxyH4Eueno3w
Tabaxi Bard Level 15
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos."
Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds."
Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED)
(All PbP)
Granted! They love you! They surround you, hundreds of them. and wrap their appendages around you, accidentally suffocating you until you lay limp and lifeless on the floor.
I wish for another season of that one show that ended too soon.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Friends?
Sure - though they're all middle aged and boring. Rachel has a 2yr old kid who spends all their time screaming.
I wish I had a new GTX1080ti
Pun-loving nerd | She/Her/Hers | Profile art by Becca Golins
If you need help with homebrew, please post on the homebrew forums, where multiple staff and moderators can read your post and help you!
"We got this, no problem! I'll take the twenty on the left - you guys handle the one on the right!"🔊
Granted! The fans don't work however, and it's missing a pin.
I wish I could post again ;]
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Wish granted, but nobody pays attention to the posts. It's like you're... invisible.
I wish for pizza.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Typical
Granted! Fresh, hot pizza straight out of the oven covers your body in a cheesy napalm!
I wish for Peeps!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Wish granted. You are now only allowed to eat Peeps for the rest of your life. Enjoy your diabetes.
I wish for a Nintendo Switch.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Another Switch?! *The Genie sighs heavily*
You are given the power switch to an older nintendo~
I wish I could produce my own vitamins to counteract my diabetes :P
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
your body now over produces that which is needed to live. This causes your body to slowly eat away at your self to keep up with the demand for energy and minerals; you are almost always hungry, tired, and are gaining an anorexic body.
I wish I could teleport to any world/ universe I want to: real or fiction (including my original home world/ universe, and my own fictional worlds/ universes) safely so I can have fun adventures, and the ability to heal my body of any damage, but may require to consume more food over time for the needed energy while I heal.
Granted! However, you lose the ability to move normally, leaving teleportation as your only means of locomotion. When teleporting to a world, you always arrive at its north pole, and when teleporting to a universe you arrive the north pole of a random planet. Just think of all the fun adventures you'll have trying to actually get somewhere!
I wish that I could get into a D&D group without it falling apart immediately.
Granted! However, you are the Dungeon Master and you have 25 players you have to DM for, each of which will quietly and subtly complain about how long combat takes with each new turn.
I wish for a new Player's Handbook!
"Roll for kink."
My homebrews - Naturalcrit
you get a book of pictures of peoples hands playing D&D.
I wish for a pet dragon that likes me, doesn't want to ever hurt me (or eat me), and can fend for it's self when it comes to needs like food.