Your Wish is granted. A lovely pet dragon appears before you, however, it is engraved into the hilt of a dancing sword, made out of rubies, and it's only hunger is for the blood of your enemies! Not very comfortable to ride on though.
I wish for a castle that would make the King's army tremble!
Wish granted! A beautifully made pie with a perfect flaky crust appears in front of you, too tasty looking to resist temptation. You take a large bite into it and find that it's cow pie! and I'm not talking about a meat pie with cow in it.
DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos." Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds." Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED) (All PbP)
granted but your action destroyed a temple and released an arch lich then then took over the town with undead... at least the undead like you.
I wish that my dragon sword could at will transform in to at least into a adult human sized (6ft or so while standing on back legs) dragon and back (no time/ use limit), and the conditions I made from my other wish still apply.
Your wish is granted. You receive a computer with futuristic AI and it repurposes your biological tissues to use on itself and goes on a mission to take over the world.
I wish for the ability to speak every language.
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"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Granted! Unfortunately, you go mad with visions of learning Martianesse, and so you die trying to learn Martinesse from a Mars rock, while on Mars with no space suit, via a helpful Wish.
Granted! Unfortunately, you go mad with visions of learning Martianesse, and so you die trying to learn Martinesse from a Mars rock, while on Mars with no space suit, via a helpful Wish.
I see the wish. What's wrong? O.o
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My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
Your Wish is granted. A lovely pet dragon appears before you, however, it is engraved into the hilt of a dancing sword, made out of rubies, and it's only hunger is for the blood of your enemies! Not very comfortable to ride on though.
I wish for a castle that would make the King's army tremble!
Can I roll for that?
Wish granted. Your castle appears on seismically active land.
I wish I was well rested.
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Wish granted! But the dragon flies away and you never see it again.
I wish for stronger coffee.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Wish granted! Your coffee grabs ahold of you and hurls you into a wall.
I wish for a TARDIS
Wish granted! The ancient savage barbarian Tardis appears before you, and proceeds to beat you into a pulp
I wish for a legendary sword of magnificent power!
Can I roll for that?
Wish granted!
I wish for a pie.
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
Wish granted! A beautifully made pie with a perfect flaky crust appears in front of you, too tasty looking to resist temptation. You take a large bite into it and find that it's cow pie! and I'm not talking about a meat pie with cow in it.
I wish for a meal fit for a king!
Can I roll for that?
you get a giant banana fit of king kong.
I wish for all wishes of the past, present and, future to not be twisted and or have a monkey's paw like outcome.
Wish granted! but now we live in a chaotic enviroment, and the effects have stopped you from ever being born.
I wish for a cooked bacon sandwich.
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DM in the kobold fight club "Yes i know this is insane, but my usual players are murderhobos."
Birdman in adventures in faerun "Flapping wings" (telepathy) "The enemies are overwhelming us, i'll go break their minds."
Irthos Bladesinger in trouble in timberbottom (DED)
(All PbP)
Wish granted! However, the bacon has been cooked to a pile of ash. Bon Appetit!
I wish to be proclaimed as a hero of the nearby village!
Can I roll for that?
granted but your action destroyed a temple and released an arch lich then then took over the town with undead... at least the undead like you.
I wish that my dragon sword could at will transform in to at least into a adult human sized (6ft or so while standing on back legs) dragon and back (no time/ use limit), and the conditions I made from my other wish still apply.
Wish granted! Unfortunately, as an inanimate object, the sword has no will and thus will never be able to transform.
I wish upon a star.
Wish granted! As you wish, you are teleported to a star, and the pure heat burns your flesh from bone!
I wish for a cookie.
Can I roll for that?
As you wish! You are teleported to Tiamat's cookie party! Wait.....
I wish for a SUGAR cookie.
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13
You are crushed under the weight of a 100lb sugar cookie.
I wish for a pet chicken!
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
You are granted a pet chicken! Problem is, it is 80x larger then you and crushes you.
I wish for a computer.
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13
Your wish is granted. You receive a computer with futuristic AI and it repurposes your biological tissues to use on itself and goes on a mission to take over the world.
I wish for the ability to speak every language.
"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about." - My Granddad
Granted! Unfortunately, you go mad with visions of learning Martianesse, and so you die trying to learn Martinesse from a Mars rock, while on Mars with no space suit, via a helpful Wish.
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13
You forgot a wish!
A dwarf with a canoe on his back? What could go wrong?
My Mountain Dwarf Fighter, from the Peaks of Winter Play by Post. I'm very proud of him. Thanks to VillainTheory for backstory inspiration.
http://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/1903-the-peaks-of-winters-hold?comment=13