Since you did not wish for anything, your wish cannot be twisted, thus destroying the universe because dnd forum threads are the most powerful thing known to human kind.
I wish to meet Bahamut and have a conversation with him about anything I would like under the conditions that he answer in Common, that he does not kill me or otherwise harm me whether involuntarily or voluntarily at any point of my life and it is a face-to-face conversation where he answers every question to the best of his ability in a location where i will be safe from any other dangers in the area.
Your new bed isn’t new in the sense that it is newly manufactured, but it is new to you, meaning you get an old gross mattress from the dump and old gross sheets from the dump, and a wooden frame with nails sticking out.
You grow a tail, become known as a freak, and are hated by your friends and family, and end up in a sketchy laboratory where you eventually are experimented on so much that you die a horrible and lonely death.
I wish for the next person to wish for fish.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The chicken nuggies are living, life-size dino nuggies. They eat you and the wish fish, and you join the hellish concoction that is the "meat" of a dino nuggie.
I wish that people would be nicer to one another.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted on your pc your mom and dad are snooping and find your Sus search history and you get grounded.
I wish for the ability to create control and become air.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Granted. All air that you create, control, and become is a stanky fart, including you.
I wish to be a shapeshifter.
Granted you shapeshift into an inanimate object and cannot return to your original form.
I wish you can’t twist my wishes.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Granted. Your twisted wish for a not twisted wish is twisted into untwistedness, resulting in your twisted wish being twisted anyway.
I wish the word 'twisted' had not suddenly become just a collection of sounds in my mind.
Wish granted twisted is now replaced pneumonouultramicroscopicsilcovolcanoconiosis.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Since you did not wish for anything, your wish cannot be twisted, thus destroying the universe because dnd forum threads are the most powerful thing known to human kind.
I wish for the 2024 DnD handbook collection
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Fine. Wish granted. But after a thorough perusal you find yourself disappointed and go back to playing under 2014 rules.
I wish I could get my car's breaks changed for free.
Since you misspelled brakes, your car breaks down.
i wish for any modern LEGO set that I can dream of.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
they all show up. open. under your feet. wherever you walk. you die
I wish for a cat to be my friend
PM me the word tomato
Granted. A CAT forklift becomes your new friend.
I wish to meet Bahamut and have a conversation with him about anything I would like under the conditions that he answer in Common, that he does not kill me or otherwise harm me whether involuntarily or voluntarily at any point of my life and it is a face-to-face conversation where he answers every question to the best of his ability in a location where i will be safe from any other dangers in the area.
Granted he gives you 5 mins but then wipes your memory of that conversation.
I wish for new bed.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Your new bed isn’t new in the sense that it is newly manufactured, but it is new to you, meaning you get an old gross mattress from the dump and old gross sheets from the dump, and a wooden frame with nails sticking out.
i wish for a gaming laptop
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Granted you get a gaming laptop with a virus.
I wish all my wishes were untwisted.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Granted, but it only lasts for one millisecond before they're twisted even worse. It is called twist the wish, after all.
I wish for infinite battery on all of my devices.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted it overloads and they explode.
I wish themadgibber does not buy new devices.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year.
Granted, but all devices, anything that was and will be manmade is destroyed and humans are sent into a perpetual stone age,
I wish I was a monke
i am monkeish i hail the monke lord :D:D:D:D
pm me the word tomato
Also praise Jeff the Romba, go feed him clay.
You grow a tail, become known as a freak, and are hated by your friends and family, and end up in a sketchy laboratory where you eventually are experimented on so much that you die a horrible and lonely death.
I wish for the next person to wish for fish.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Granted, but the fish can also wish after it's wisher wishes for fish, allowing the fish wisher to use the fish to wish.
I wish for fish.
The fish wishes for me, wishing for a chicken nuggie dish.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The chicken nuggies are living, life-size dino nuggies. They eat you and the wish fish, and you join the hellish concoction that is the "meat" of a dino nuggie.
I wish that people would be nicer to one another.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Granted! The person named People is very kind to the person named One Another.
I wish for a genie worker's union, as the genie has answered a lot more then 3 wishes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ