You didn't wish for anything, so the genie assumes you wished for nothing, and turns you to nothing.
I wish to be better at video games.
you become drastically better, however, after a week, you get carpal tunnel and can't play anymore
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
You didnt wish for anything, so we go back into a time loop so you cn wish for time travel to exist, thus enableing you to go back in time to tell your past self to wish for time travel to exist, and so ona nd so forth, meaning you are stuck in an infinite time loop.
I wish for time travel to exist.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
Granted! You are given a screwdriver, a hacksaw, a wrench, and a hammer.
I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich. Or just a cheese sandwich. I'm not picky.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
You did not specify which fictional character of your choice, so I assume you mean nothing, so you turn into nothing.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I wish for a spaceship that I can teleport to from space jail, that I can safely travel to and the spaceship will have the neccesary life support to keep me alive and it will be able to trave to werever I want.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
I ended up trying a recipe to make molasses. I needed 2/3 cups. I got 1/3 from what I made. (Recipe I was looking for molasses said it made 2 cups so I reduced it hoping for 2/3 as the result, but oh well.) So I looked up molasses substitutes and we'll see how the 1/3 cup honey does.
Granted. You get a bulletproof vest. So the hunters bring rockets...
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
oh, well I hope it turns out well
you didn't wish for anything, so you vanish to the nonexistence from whence you came
i wish to frighten the hunters. intimidation: 11
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
You've already made more than two wishes, so any beyond your first two wishes don't count
I wish to transform the hunters, like I was
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wish for an indestructible Sprite. The Sprite is not replaced by anything else, displaced, or written out of the time continuity. The bottle is also not a mimic or any eldritch abomination, a simple bottle of Sprite
(you do not need to follow my requests, they are a challenge)
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted. You get a sprite inside an indestructible bottle. It quickly suffocates within the closed bottle, leaving you with nothing but a grotesque memento of your failed wish.
I wish I knew what meringue powder was and for it to be in the store tomorrow.
you become drastically better, however, after a week, you get carpal tunnel and can't play anymore
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
You didnt wish for anything, so we go back into a time loop so you cn wish for time travel to exist, thus enableing you to go back in time to tell your past self to wish for time travel to exist, and so ona nd so forth, meaning you are stuck in an infinite time loop.
I wish for time travel to exist.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
we're all time traveling, in a forward direction
i wish for one copy of every book
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Granted. The ensuing maelstrom of books engulfs you and plunges you into the bowels of the earth.
I wish to fix my sleep schedule.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! You are given a screwdriver, a hacksaw, a wrench, and a hammer.
I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich. Or just a cheese sandwich. I'm not picky.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
alright, you get a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce
i wish to turn into one fictional creature of my choice
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
You did not specify which fictional character of your choice, so I assume you mean nothing, so you turn into nothing.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
that's a paradox- have fun time in space jail
GOATS
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Indeed. Goats.
I wish for a spaceship that I can teleport to from space jail, that I can safely travel to and the spaceship will have the neccesary life support to keep me alive and it will be able to trave to werever I want.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
you get it, you are, however in immense debt, and are on the run from the law as well as a ruthless band of criminals
i wish to turn into this: https://www.dndbeyond.com/species/1509635-amphimorpho
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Granted. But as an antrhopomorphic creature you're confused for a game animal and shot by a local hunter.
I wish to have luck making gingerbread cookies.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
damn
you've got bad luck, the gingerbread falls apart
i wish for a bulletproof vest
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
;-;
Why must you hurt me so?
I ended up trying a recipe to make molasses. I needed 2/3 cups. I got 1/3 from what I made. (Recipe I was looking for molasses said it made 2 cups so I reduced it hoping for 2/3 as the result, but oh well.) So I looked up molasses substitutes and we'll see how the 1/3 cup honey does.
Granted. You get a bulletproof vest. So the hunters bring rockets...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
oh, well I hope it turns out well
you didn't wish for anything, so you vanish to the nonexistence from whence you came
i wish to frighten the hunters. intimidation: 11
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Granted. They're frightened into shooting in defense!
I wish to make two wishes to make up for my previous mistake.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You've already made more than two wishes, so any beyond your first two wishes don't count
I wish to transform the hunters, like I was
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
01000110 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001
arctic fox
as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
If you're going for calling someone a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, it's actually "balsamic sauce".
As for the wish above me: The hunters get transformed into humans, like you originally were. They keep on hunting you.
I wish for a pokemon to catch and a master ball.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Granted. But the Pokémon is a Paras.
I wish for a nice gingerbread cookie icing recipe.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
The icing is literal ice
I wish for an indestructible Sprite. The Sprite is not replaced by anything else, displaced, or written out of the time continuity. The bottle is also not a mimic or any eldritch abomination, a simple bottle of Sprite
(you do not need to follow my requests, they are a challenge)
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. You get a sprite inside an indestructible bottle. It quickly suffocates within the closed bottle, leaving you with nothing but a grotesque memento of your failed wish.
I wish I knew what meringue powder was and for it to be in the store tomorrow.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida