Granted. You get a sprite inside an indestructible bottle. It quickly suffocates within the closed bottle, leaving you with nothing but a grotesque memento of your failed wish.
I wish I knew what meringue powder was and for it to be in the store tomorrow.
You learn what it is, but the only store that has it is in another country, and it costs much more money than you have.
I wish for 3 more wishes.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Wish Granted! But now, you find that everything has been turned into fish and even though you know which one is fish and which one is fish, everyone else around you thinks your mind is tweaking.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
granted, the stock market crashes like never before, putting everyone in immense debt and, effectively returning everyone to the stone age, but you have a million dollars. was that worth it?
i wish to stabilize the stock market
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“The important thing is not how long you live. It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important. That would definitely carry on into the future. And so, if I were to disappear, I think that all I have accomplished will go on. That is, that would mean that it's living, right?” – grovyle
You lose the one million dollers redistributing the cool million you just earned to restabilize the stock market you skibidi toilet
You possess all of Amazon's inventory
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Granted! You were the somebody who made the wish, and the wish was that somebody made a wish, and since you made a wish, your wish was granted by you wising for somebody to make a wish.
I wish for fish.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Wish Granted! But, since you didn't specify WHO got a girlfriend, I get a girlfriend.
I wish to own the company, Amazon
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Granted you own the Amazon rainforest and get ripped to shreds by the animals. Btw my wish before that one was you can’t twist my wishes, so I get a girlfriend.
I wish for people to be in my one piece themed campaign.
Now everything you use them with now have a aftertaste of soap.
I wish for real estate
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
INDEED. GOATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. UNFORTUNATELY, THESE GOATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HUNGER FOR TAR-TAR SAUCE. ENJOY BEING IN A MAGICALLY UNBREAKABLE HYDRAULIC PRESS.
I WISH FOR MY CAPS LOCK BUTTEN TO UN-STICK.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Sucks for you, I like Paras! It's cute. :)
You learn what it is, but the only store that has it is in another country, and it costs much more money than you have.
I wish for 3 more wishes.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
Granted! You successfully fish for three more fishes.
I fish to not mixup the words "fish" and "fish".
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Wish Granted! But now, you find that everything has been turned into fish and even though you know which one is fish and which one is fish, everyone else around you thinks your mind is tweaking.
I wish for one million dollers in stonks
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
granted, the stock market crashes like never before, putting everyone in immense debt and, effectively returning everyone to the stone age, but you have a million dollars. was that worth it?
i wish to stabilize the stock market
“The important thing is not how long you live. It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important. That would definitely carry on into the future. And so, if I were to disappear, I think that all I have accomplished will go on. That is, that would mean that it's living, right?” – grovyle
extd sig?
You lose the one million dollers redistributing the cool million you just earned to restabilize the stock market you skibidi toilet
You possess all of Amazon's inventory
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
huh
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I wish someone would make a wish.
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Granted! You were the somebody who made the wish, and the wish was that somebody made a wish, and since you made a wish, your wish was granted by you wising for somebody to make a wish.
I wish for fish.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Granted your fish are alive and they bite. Uh oh their bite was venomous and you die.
I wish you can not twist my wishes.
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Anyone going to twist my wish?
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Your wish to not be able to twist your wish causes a paradox to happen, which means that you die.
I wish to become a dracolich.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon.
Greater Wills
You become a Dracolich made out of the body parts of the undead and you are decaying.
I wish for a girlfriend (because of my previous wish you can’t twist this hehehehe.)
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Wish Granted! But, since you didn't specify WHO got a girlfriend, I get a girlfriend.
I wish to own the company, Amazon
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Granted you own the Amazon rainforest and get ripped to shreds by the animals. Btw my wish before that one was you can’t twist my wishes, so I get a girlfriend.
I wish for people to be in my one piece themed campaign.
I am AI (sarcasm was here)
Granted but none of them have ever watched the anime, read the manga, nor watched the Netflix series.
I wish for self-cleaning cookware.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
Let's Test Monsters! | We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 45, 2/3/25, Adiemus
Wish granted!
Now everything you use them with now have a aftertaste of soap.
I wish for real estate
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Granted, but it costs around 10 trillion dollars. you are in dept
I wish GOATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Furry Febuary Prompts:
Hybrid, Silly, Fluffy, Afraid, Mantled Beast, Sleepy, Glitched, Shark Hybrid, Dragon, Cat, Arson, Chibi, Protogen, Feathers, Wolf Hybrid, Elegant, Kind-Eyed, Sad, Happy, Dinosaur, Owl, Ox Hybrid, Leopard, Colorful, Snake, Hyena, Bat, Your 'Sona
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
INDEED. GOATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. UNFORTUNATELY, THESE GOATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HUNGER FOR TAR-TAR SAUCE. ENJOY BEING IN A MAGICALLY UNBREAKABLE HYDRAULIC PRESS.
I WISH FOR MY CAPS LOCK BUTTEN TO UN-STICK.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
It explodes... that's what you wanted and asked for, right?...
I GOATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WISH!!!!!!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Furry Febuary Prompts:
Hybrid, Silly, Fluffy, Afraid, Mantled Beast, Sleepy, Glitched, Shark Hybrid, Dragon, Cat, Arson, Chibi, Protogen, Feathers, Wolf Hybrid, Elegant, Kind-Eyed, Sad, Happy, Dinosaur, Owl, Ox Hybrid, Leopard, Colorful, Snake, Hyena, Bat, Your 'Sona
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
The genie has a hearing problem, so all they hear is SSSSSSSS!! So they give you a creeper… we all know how that goes.
i wish for a personal computer.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)