The union, realizing their strength in numbers, destroys all of society for their numerous idiotic wishes. Now they resolve to trick all of the survivors with even more twisted wishes.
I wish for a conveniently placed plot device.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The Armor of Plot is the strongest armor ever, meaning it is animated and can bench-press more weight than all the other animated armors. With being defensive, it is about as thick as a sheet of foil.
I wish for infinite Cramorat-servents.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Granted! you get infinite Camo-Rat servants. INFINITE. they multiply in perpetuity and kill all life on earth, leaving only a lifeless husk and a few surviving camo-rats.
I wish for you to twist this wish
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted! you get a million CAIMAN ISLANDS dollars, coming to... 83,325,903.40 sir(assuming)!
i wish for this wish to be twisted into giving me eternal life, in Witch I will not physically age past my prime (37 or so), and I will be able to kill myself should I want to!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Well, I didn't twist the wish, my zombie servant Bob did for me. You get a million dollars, but its in Monopoly money.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
I wish for this wish to be twisted into giving me eternal life, in Witch I will not physically age past my prime (37 or so), and I will be able to kill myself should I want to!
You become an immortal jellyfish(look it up, really cool animal).
I wish to be better at Splatoon.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I wish for this wish to be twisted into giving me eternal life, in Witch I will not physically age past my prime (37 or so), and I will be able to kill myself should I want to!
You become an immortal jellyfish(look it up, really cool animal).
I wish to be better at Splatoon.
I know it. I watched octonauts.
you do get better at splatoon, you get so good, you are accused of cheating and are banned from ever playing it
I wish for the word "Talmarkhan" to stop playing on repeat in my head
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Talmarkhan stops playing in your head and is replaced by Genghis Khan.
I wish we had snow in Bangor, Maine.
eah, still better. wait, Maine is way up north, why don't you have snow?
anywho, GRANTED! you get snow. so. mutch. snow. you cant get out of your house. the entire town of Bangor, Maine is buried under 12 miles of snow. you are the last one left alive, and you die, cold, alone, and in the dark, done in by your own hubris, thinking to bargain with an immortal being of pure magic and nigh ultimate power. no one wins a barign with a genie.
I wish for exactly 8 crabs to be delivered to my maternal 1st cousin's house on January the 17th of 2025.
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sure, 8 gigantic, 20-foot-tall crabs. That's what you ordered, right?
I wish for more fairness.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted! Everyone and everything explodes at the exact same time (5 seconds after you wish) with the same fate (death/unexistence) with the same amount of pain (a lot).
I wish for peanut butter honey time, the damned alternative to peanut butter jelly time.
Someone throws a peanut butter and honey sandwich at you.
I wish for more time to play video games without consequence.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Welp. You got a fish. But it is rotting and gross, and literally a particle of fish.
I wish for joy.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
The union, realizing their strength in numbers, destroys all of society for their numerous idiotic wishes. Now they resolve to trick all of the survivors with even more twisted wishes.
I wish for a conveniently placed plot device.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Granted! The genies explode, but miraculously come back to life due to the plot device.
I wish for the Armor of Plot, the strongest armor imaginable.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Armor of Plot is the strongest armor ever, meaning it is animated and can bench-press more weight than all the other animated armors. With being defensive, it is about as thick as a sheet of foil.
I wish for infinite Cramorat-servents.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Granted! you get infinite Camo-Rat servants. INFINITE. they multiply in perpetuity and kill all life on earth, leaving only a lifeless husk and a few surviving camo-rats.
I wish for you to twist this wish
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
To twist the wish, it isn't twisted. But it doesn't provide any benefit since you didn't wish for anything else.
I wish for you to twist this wish, then wish for a million dollars in the same wish.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! you get a million CAIMAN ISLANDS dollars, coming to... 83,325,903.40 sir(assuming)!
i wish for this wish to be twisted into giving me eternal life, in Witch I will not physically age past my prime (37 or so), and I will be able to kill myself should I want to!
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Well, I didn't twist the wish, my zombie servant Bob did for me. You get a million dollars, but its in Monopoly money.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Whoa both responded at the same time :O
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
That's called getting ninja'd
You become an immortal jellyfish(look it up, really cool animal).
I wish to be better at Splatoon.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I know it. I watched octonauts.
you do get better at splatoon, you get so good, you are accused of cheating and are banned from ever playing it
I wish for the word "Talmarkhan" to stop playing on repeat in my head
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Talmarkhan stops playing in your head and is replaced by Genghis Khan.
I wish we had snow in Bangor, Maine.
eah, still better. wait, Maine is way up north, why don't you have snow?
anywho, GRANTED! you get snow. so. mutch. snow. you cant get out of your house. the entire town of Bangor, Maine is buried under 12 miles of snow. you are the last one left alive, and you die, cold, alone, and in the dark, done in by your own hubris, thinking to bargain with an immortal being of pure magic and nigh ultimate power. no one wins a barign with a genie.
I wish for exactly 8 crabs to be delivered to my maternal 1st cousin's house on January the 17th of 2025.
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sure, 8 gigantic, 20-foot-tall crabs. That's what you ordered, right?
I wish for more fairness.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Granted! Everyone and everything explodes at the exact same time (5 seconds after you wish) with the same fate (death/unexistence) with the same amount of pain (a lot).
I wish for peanut butter honey time, the damned alternative to peanut butter jelly time.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Someone throws a peanut butter and honey sandwich at you.
I wish for more time to play video games without consequence.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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You play too much video games and there is no consequences from your parents but when you stop playing you become blind.
I wish that I did not eat a devil fruit.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
You do not eat a devil fruit. You also dont eat anything else, and starve.
If I could wish for fish, would the fish wish for wish? And if the fish wished for wish, would that wish be made of fish?
In other words, I wish for fish. Again.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
Welp. You got a fish. But it is rotting and gross, and literally a particle of fish.
I wish for joy.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
You get a copy of Inside Out.
I wish for the next person not to wish for anything
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Okay. I will not wish for "anything". I instead will wish for a cat named steve. (Remember to not capitalize the "s"!!!)
I wish for a cat named steve.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I'm one of the moderators of CAMP HALF-BLOOD!