You obtain the edible organic fruit Pineapple. AS in, an apple picked from a pine tree.
I wish for a pieapple. Not a pineapple, a PIEapple.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Granted! Unfortunately for you, you can't contain all that power and explode into a wild magic storm that.... Casts Death Ward on a random creature within 30 feet of you? *i bang on the Storm, and it explodes, killing all but the Death Warded creature within 30 feet.*
Granted! Unfortunately for you, you can't contain all that power and explode into a wild magic storm that.... Casts Death Ward on a random creature within 30 feet of you? *i bang on the Storm, and it explodes, killing all but the Death Warded creature within 30 feet.*
B. You didn’t make a wish so you are banned from posting for 7 wishes.
C. As a response to you wish: *The happy community (Gay = Happy) disagrees with your wish, therefore overruling your wish with the support of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
World Peace is achieved by banding together against an extraterrestrial enemy.
I wish for a delicious pizza.
The genie mishears you and instead gives you a quiet pizza from a deli.
I wish for my pet fish STeve to be immortal and not de when I accidentally overfeed him :(
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
B. You didn’t make a wish so you are banned from posting for 8 wishes.
C. As a response to you wish: *The happy community (Gay = Happy) disagrees with your wish, therefore overruling your wish with the support of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
You obtain the edible organic fruit Pineapple. AS in, an apple picked from a pine tree.
I wish for a pieapple. Not a pineapple, a PIEapple.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You get Apple Pie!
I wish for a Mimic as a pet.
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
A mimic appears and proceeds to eat all your belongings and family, as well as everyone else on earth.
I wish for a set of dice
You’ll meet three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.
Granted, a set of 100d20s falls from the sky all on nat 1 and you die from the
DMKing of the gods punishing youI wish for infinite power
Granted! Unfortunately for you, you can't contain all that power and explode into a wild magic storm that.... Casts Death Ward on a random creature within 30 feet of you? *i bang on the Storm, and it explodes, killing all but the Death Warded creature within 30 feet.*
yo wish for smth
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
I wish gay people were straight
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
A. Thats not nice
B. You didn’t make a wish so you are banned from posting for 7 wishes.
C. As a response to you wish: *The happy community (Gay = Happy) disagrees with your wish, therefore overruling your wish with the support of Jeff the Evil Roomba.
D. I wish for world peace 😇
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
World Peace is achieved by banding together against an extraterrestrial enemy.
I wish for a delicious pizza.
The genie mishears you and instead gives you a quiet pizza from a deli.
I wish for my pet fish STeve to be immortal and not de when I accidentally overfeed him :(
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
STeve does not de, they do die tho
I wish goats
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted! STeve won't de. STeve will probably just die when you overfeed him. He won't de though, so that's a start! Long live STeve!
I wish. Nothing to twist now, is there??? Hahahaaa!
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Granted, you get …
I wish for confidence.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Great! You didn't get the looks tho-
I wish for people to check out this guy:
Jeff the Landshark
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
hmmm... one person named people does
I wish goat
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Can't, i was one of the dead. *is now a ghost after 2 days of being dead.*
@Tarrasque2897 wish Granted! You now know the language, Goat.
I wish i was alive again through the spell Resurrection!
That means that you are a zombie.
I wish for people to stop being racist
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
People are now really sexist
I wish there were more furries
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Ok I'm sorry):
More furries spawn, but decide they don't like being furries and have become the AFTF, also known as the Anti-Furry Task Force.
I wish that my internet was consistently working.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
It's consistently working poorly.
I wish for world... chaos. (thought I was gonna say peace, didn't you?)
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!