I wish for more eldritch invocations and more then 10 patrons the are all gods and demons that I can use at all times bent to my will without them being ones that will kill me immediately and stronher eltritch blasts that arent just 1 present stronger but at least 100% stronger
I was ignored :(
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has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Granted expect you never know where the portals go, and you can only make one portal a century, a portals are within 1 foot of each other, and going through a portal willingly causes death.
I wish for for all my writing to be excellent, with the best punctuation possible.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
granted! now you have to deal with intense and confusing geopolitics instead of ignoring me!
I wish for a fountain pen
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted! You dont have ink and you cant get any though.
I wish for more IRL charisma
granted! you get 14,500 more charisma for your DND character (IRL in Roman numerals)
I wish for the head of a horse
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Growing from your shoulder comes a strange deformed horse head thats always screaming.
I wish DEVO made another good album
It's so fire that people who listen to it explode due to sheer awesomeness.
I wish that I was better at video games.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
They stop making Deadpool movies. Now the movies are about zombie Wolverine.
I wish that I wasn't as easily bored.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
I was ignored :(
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
They laugh, but only because they pity you
I wish I had the ability to make portals
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
Granted expect you never know where the portals go, and you can only make one portal a century, a portals are within 1 foot of each other, and going through a portal willingly causes death.
I wish for for all my writing to be excellent, with the best punctuation possible.
It's excellent with perfect punctuation, but it's literally the word excellent over and over and over.
I wish the new Simpsons episodes were actually good
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
By the creator's standards they are.
I wish for Disney to stop making those horrible live action adaptions of classic movies forever.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
granted! they're claymation instead
I wish for 7 human teeth
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Teeth fall out of your mouth until you only have seven.
I wish that the second Percy Jackson season was out.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
yay, its out. then it got cancelled
I wished hocus pocus was an actual spell
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
granted! it sucks.
I wish for your skull
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
granted, you get their skull... along with the rest of them. \
I wish that there is no more adamantine curtain for Capatin_Crunch to hide behind
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
granted! now you have to deal with intense and confusing geopolitics instead of ignoring me!
I wish for a fountain pen
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted! You dont have ink and you cant get any though.
I wish for more IRL charisma
granted! you get 14,500 more charisma for your DND character (IRL in Roman numerals)
I wish for the head of a horse
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Growing from your shoulder comes a strange deformed horse head thats always screaming.
I wish DEVO made another good album
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and
Nice! I'll put it on Malrick now he is REALLY charismatic.
It's so fire that people who listen to it explode due to sheer awesomeness.
I wish that I was better at video games.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
Granted! but jeff the roomba eats the controller
I wish to have the next tank researched in war thunder
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted, it's researched and it turns out it's impossible to build.
I wish they'd stop making Deadpool movies forever and just let Wolverine die in peace.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
They stop making Deadpool movies. Now the movies are about zombie Wolverine.
I wish that I wasn't as easily bored.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
Granted. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, amuses you now. It's awful.
I wish I was cooler than Taylor Swift.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog