It becomes true, but everyone thinks it's still false.
I wish I had friends.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
You wish that you can be in two places at once but it splits you into a left side and a right side.
I wish for a skip
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
BY THE HOLY POWER OF THE WIZARD GODS, YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!! Your IQ is now 42 points higher!!! But unexpectedly, you've mutated and transformed into a chess piece!! Now you're just a pawn in Kasparov's plans to take over the universe!!!
I wish to be less invisible
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I wish for 21 patrons that are all bound to me that are not ones that want to kill or fors me to servitude to also get to do 100 eldritch blasts a turn that wond kill me or injure me in the proses and that my dragon born race was stronger like real dragons and not have us look like them completely just give us wings and tails
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Wish granted! Eldritch blasts are now sparks in your hands, and you have 21 patrons at your party. Dragonborn are now as strong as dragons, but its because dragons became as weak as dragonborn.
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
BY THE HOLY POWER OF THE WIZARD GODS, YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!! Your IQ is now 42 points higher!!! But unexpectedly, you've mutated and transformed into a chess piece!! Now you're just a pawn in Kasparov's plans to take over the universe!!!
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
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Granted. You freeze solid.
I wish that the geocentric theory was true
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
It becomes true, but everyone thinks it's still false.
I wish I had friends.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
My singular brain cell bounces around the inside of my skull like the Sony logo, and every time it hits a corner, it generates a coherent thought.
Your a pokémon lover on D&D Beyond. You have friends.
I wish I could meet Dr. George Smoot.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
You meet him, but then you wake up.
I wish Ryan Reynolds would retire. Forever.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
He retires forever but then an alternate reality bleeds over into our own. One where he is still going strong.
I wish that I could be in two places at once and suffer no ill effects.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
You wish that you can be in two places at once but it splits you into a left side and a right side.
I wish for a skip
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
You get a meaningless skip card.
I wish for a desktop CNC mill.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Granted. An actual mill crashes down on your desktop.
I wish I would recover from my sickness by Thursday.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
You recover from your sickness by Thursday. The first Thursday of 2026. You didn't say which Thursday!
I wish that I could go back to Japan.
(Actually hope you get better)
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
*Thank you*
Granted. You go back to Japan, and then you wake up.
I wish for a new car.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
A new car to you. You got it from someone else so it’s old and run down.
I wish you would be on my new thread. (No, actually lots of people are on it.)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
They appear, standing on your new spool of thread.
I wish to be a DDB admin
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Granted, but now to able to access anything you have to be a "Super Admin"
I wish for my IQ to increase by 42. This IQ gained shall increase my intelligence not the score on a test.
(Not 42 because its the answer to life, the universe, and everything. I just need to be as smart as Garry Kasparov to win more chess tournaments.)
BY THE HOLY POWER OF THE WIZARD GODS, YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!! Your IQ is now 42 points higher!!! But unexpectedly, you've mutated and transformed into a chess piece!! Now you're just a pawn in Kasparov's plans to take over the universe!!!
I wish to be less invisible
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
granted you are now the spell lesser invisibility
I wish for 21 patrons that are all bound to me that are not ones that want to kill or fors me to servitude to also get to do 100 eldritch blasts a turn that wond kill me or injure me in the proses and that my dragon born race was stronger like real dragons and not have us look like them completely just give us wings and tails
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Wish granted! Eldritch blasts are now sparks in your hands, and you have 21 patrons at your party. Dragonborn are now as strong as dragons, but its because dragons became as weak as dragonborn.
I wish for psychic powers
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
(how)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Even better! Kasparov uses his pawns effectively!
How what?
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
(how did you twist it so well?!?!?!)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune