has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
They are the new best class. Warlocks are now so good, in fact, that they are banned from all tables everywhere.
I wish I didn't care as much about other people's dumb typing mistakes.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
You suddenly become a telemarketer because there are not enough telemarketers near you to be telemarketers, and you and the telemarketer promptly explode.
I wish for warlocks to be so good better then any class and nothing from any thing else is changed about them and people don't ban them at all and that eldritch blast to be the strongest spell ever at the start and ferther
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has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I wish for warlocks to be so good better then any class and nothing from any thing else is changed about them and people don't ban them at all and that eldritch blast to be the strongest spell ever at the start and ferther
Warlocks become the best class! Nothing else is changed! Eldritch blast is now the most powerful spell, not just in D&D but ever! No one but you plays D&D now because it is boring
your pfp reminded me of how much I miss Calvin and Hobbes, so I want all the books I had (and the others too)
You get all the books, but they are in Spanish (Or a language you can't read if you speak/read Spanish.) If you try to learn the language, it changes again.
I wish to be forgiven for twisting two people's wishes at once.
You're forgiven. However, some people think you have gained too much power, so they attack you with pitchforks and torches.
I wish I had friends in real life.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
You are now the best in the world but whenever anyone hears you play, they go deaf
I wish to be a biological girl, I get to customise however I want and its permanent
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
As you have the power of ALL dnd deities, you also have the power of a DM. This includes, however, the incredible stress of creating a perfect campaign for your players. Have fun!
I wish for BLOOD
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
Wish granted: You gain a dagger with all the properties of a Deck of Many Things, and it promptly triggers the Donjon effect on you. And about 50% of the universe's population: you get to share the donjon with a Tarrasque. Hope you enjoy your supernatural crying corner; you'll be there a while.
I wish for the next person to twist my wish.
Also, if someone actually manages to do that in a logical way, they totally get all the 'cool guy/gal' points.
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
That one time I rolled a natural twenty on a Performance check: \o/
granted the wish is twisted but sence it is twisted and fits the wish it is not twisted but sence it is not twisted it must be twisted so it gos to be twisted but since it is now twisted it is what you wished so it no longer is twisted and so forth
now your in a never ending cycle that keeps twisting and then not twisting your wish :3
I wish for all my organs back and not the musical instrement
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
HA!!! Forgot to wish! I wish for phenomenal, cosmic POWER!
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
granted a guy named phonaminal gains cosmic power new bbg
I WISH FOR WARLOCKS TO BE THE BEST CLASS AND THAT NO OTHER CLASS IS CHANGED IN ANY WAY
(also pls try my explore a dungon thread)
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
They are the new best class. Warlocks are now so good, in fact, that they are banned from all tables everywhere.
I wish I didn't care as much about other people's dumb typing mistakes.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
you don't care b/c you always make the mistakes yourself
I wish to be able to blow up a telemarketers
My youtube channel
You suddenly become a telemarketer because there are not enough telemarketers near you to be telemarketers, and you and the telemarketer promptly explode.
I wish for beans
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
granted you get beans... its a cat
I wish for warlocks to be so good better then any class and nothing from any thing else is changed about them and people don't ban them at all and that eldritch blast to be the strongest spell ever at the start and ferther
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
mmmm yum! you get moldy jelly beans
your pfp reminded me of how much I miss Calvin and Hobbes, so I want all the books I had (and the others too)
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and
Warlocks become the best class! Nothing else is changed! Eldritch blast is now the most powerful spell, not just in D&D but ever! No one but you plays D&D now because it is boring
You get all the books, but they are in Spanish (Or a language you can't read if you speak/read Spanish.) If you try to learn the language, it changes again.
I wish to be forgiven for twisting two people's wishes at once.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You're forgiven. However, some people think you have gained too much power, so they attack you with pitchforks and torches.
I wish I had friends in real life.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
granted you have the movie freinds
I wish for spooky scary skellotons where patrons
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Granted. You now have a t-shirt that says 'spooky scary skellotons where patrons'
I wish to be able to grant the next wish I grant the way the wisher intended
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Granted! but "The wisher" isn't necessarily the ORIGINAL wisher of the wish. just A wisher, someone else gets to add onto the effect instead of you.
I wish to be able to play the Keytar well
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and
You are now the best in the world but whenever anyone hears you play, they go deaf
I wish to be a biological girl, I get to customise however I want and its permanent
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
-Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Wish Granted! You are now a fully customizable girl... gnat. You now have to stay a gnat forever. You're welcome.
I wish to have the power of all deities in D&D. (I have a specific twist in mind for this.)
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
As you have the power of ALL dnd deities, you also have the power of a DM. This includes, however, the incredible stress of creating a perfect campaign for your players. Have fun!
I wish for BLOOD
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT YOUR QUOTE CHAINS EARLIER IM ON MOBILE AND ITS HELL TO SCROLL THROUGH THEM
Wish granted. A pile of red glitter glue appears before you.
I wish to have a weapon with the most chaos.
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
Wish granted: You gain a dagger with all the properties of a Deck of Many Things, and it promptly triggers the Donjon effect on you. And about 50% of the universe's population: you get to share the donjon with a Tarrasque. Hope you enjoy your supernatural crying corner; you'll be there a while.
I wish for the next person to twist my wish.
Also, if someone actually manages to do that in a logical way, they totally get all the 'cool guy/gal' points.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
That one time I rolled a natural twenty on a Performance check: \o/
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
granted the wish is twisted but sence it is twisted and fits the wish it is not twisted but sence it is not twisted it must be twisted so it gos to be twisted but since it is now twisted it is what you wished so it no longer is twisted and so forth
now your in a never ending cycle that keeps twisting and then not twisting your wish :3
I wish for all my organs back and not the musical instrement
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
They appear before you in a pot.
I wish for a wish that gives me a wish.
(Also, well done!)
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
That one time I rolled a natural twenty on a Performance check: \o/
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
As all people know. NO wishing for wishes.
I wish for my weekends to be easier then the workweek.