You wish for your weekends to be easier than the workweek but it backfires making the workweek easier
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Granted, but as you attempted to wish for two possible things, they mix. Now you have a blade of 3 wishes, which grants you a wish for the price of a finger you yourself must chop off.
I wish for a brick to materialize, not fall, at my feet.
You wish for brick to materialise and NOTfall at your feet, but it falls up into the sky.
I wish for a bonus to the next wisher
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Wish granted: the next wisher (me) does receive a bonus, but they are DMing a game and do not notice it before a player steals it. When their friends ask the player why they stole it, they claim, "It's not stealing if they didn't know they had it."
I wish for a pineapple; nay, a hundred pineapples!
Oh, by the way, I literally once had a player say this to a police officer when he robbed something.
You wish for it to open, it does, but its hours are always changing.
I wish for one of their tacos
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
You get one of their tacos, but no-one sees you for the next few hours, and you refuse to explain why, simply stating, "It's Hell's Taco Bell. What do you think happened?"
I wish for thirty dragons who obey me and one who doesn't, but is incredibly snarky and charming (unlike the others, which lack personality).
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
The snarky and charming one leads the other 30 empty shells in a glorious revolution against you. Enjoy getting roasted by dragon fire.
I wish that people knew how to spell. And I don't mean the magic kind.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted! But since you want the wish to be twisted, the twisting untwists the wish. But then the wish wouldn't be twisted, which goes against the wish. So the wish is twisted again, which means that everyone's wishes are granted and not twisted. But this means your wish of twisting would have to be granted, which would retwist the wish, etc.
I wish I wasn't scared of dogs.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You wish for your weekends to be easier than the workweek but it backfires making the workweek easier
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
I'll take it!
Well, you guys were funny, but now we're left with no unanswered wishes...
You know what, fine.
I wish for a Ring of Three Wishes, or a Luck Blade.
(Sure, can't wish for wishes, but you can wish for magic items :)
p.s If someone could tell me the tooltip for magic items, that would be nice.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted, but as you attempted to wish for two possible things, they mix. Now you have a blade of 3 wishes, which grants you a wish for the price of a finger you yourself must chop off.
I wish for a brick to materialize, not fall, at my feet.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
You wish for brick to materialise and NOT fall at your feet, but it falls up into the sky.
I wish for a bonus to the next wisher
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Granted. Wait NOOOOO!
I wish for everything I have ever desired for.
Wish granted: the next wisher (me) does receive a bonus, but they are DMing a game and do not notice it before a player steals it. When their friends ask the player why they stole it, they claim, "It's not stealing if they didn't know they had it."
I wish for a pineapple; nay, a hundred pineapples!
Oh, by the way, I literally once had a player say this to a police officer when he robbed something.
He got thrown in jail anyways.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You get a hundred pineapples, airdropped directly on to your head.
Great, you receive it, but realize it was shipped to the Nine Hells due to a post office issue. Have fun with that!
I wish for a post office in Avernus.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted, you now have a post office with no mailmen.
I wish for my nice hells order to go through.
Your order does go through, but unfortunately, there aren't any staff members to deliver it after it arrives at the post office.
Don't ask how it got to the post office in the first place.
I wish for Avernus to open "Taco Hell: Where the Fire is Inside You".
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You wish for it to open, it does, but its hours are always changing.
I wish for one of their tacos
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
You get one of their tacos, but no-one sees you for the next few hours, and you refuse to explain why, simply stating, "It's Hell's Taco Bell. What do you think happened?"
I wish for thirty dragons who obey me and one who doesn't, but is incredibly snarky and charming (unlike the others, which lack personality).
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
The snarky and charming one leads the other 30 empty shells in a glorious revolution against you. Enjoy getting roasted by dragon fire.
I wish that people knew how to spell. And I don't mean the magic kind.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
Granted, how to spell is changed for some words. This would be an eloquent sentence.
i now there so bad at spelling
I wish for a mending book.
I give you a book of breaking.
Give me a sandwich.
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
That isn't polite! You must say "I wish." The genie leaves.
I wish for everyone to actually twist others wish.
Granted! But since you want the wish to be twisted, the twisting untwists the wish. But then the wish wouldn't be twisted, which goes against the wish. So the wish is twisted again, which means that everyone's wishes are granted and not twisted. But this means your wish of twisting would have to be granted, which would retwist the wish, etc.
I wish I wasn't scared of dogs.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
Granted, but you have to change your name to Cynophobia for some reason.
I wish for the economy to fix itself.
Granted- Everyone named Economy spays or neuters themselves.
I wish for Cheetos to be sentient.