Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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You wish for your weekends to be easier than the workweek but it backfires making the workweek easier
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
I'll take it!
Granted, but as you attempted to wish for two possible things, they mix. Now you have a blade of 3 wishes, which grants you a wish for the price of a finger you yourself must chop off.
I wish for a brick to materialize, not fall, at my feet.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
You wish for brick to materialise and NOT fall at your feet, but it falls up into the sky.
I wish for a bonus to the next wisher
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Granted. Wait NOOOOO!
I wish for everything I have ever desired for.
You get a hundred pineapples, airdropped directly on to your head.
Granted, you now have a post office with no mailmen.
I wish for my nice hells order to go through.
You wish for it to open, it does, but its hours are always changing.
I wish for one of their tacos
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
The snarky and charming one leads the other 30 empty shells in a glorious revolution against you. Enjoy getting roasted by dragon fire.
I wish that people knew how to spell. And I don't mean the magic kind.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Granted, how to spell is changed for some words. This would be an eloquent sentence.
i now there so bad at spelling
I wish for a mending book.
I give you a book of breaking.
Give me a sandwich.
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
That isn't polite! You must say "I wish." The genie leaves.
I wish for everyone to actually twist others wish.
Granted! But since you want the wish to be twisted, the twisting untwists the wish. But then the wish wouldn't be twisted, which goes against the wish. So the wish is twisted again, which means that everyone's wishes are granted and not twisted. But this means your wish of twisting would have to be granted, which would retwist the wish, etc.
I wish I wasn't scared of dogs.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Granted, but you have to change your name to Cynophobia for some reason.
I wish for the economy to fix itself.
Granted- Everyone named Economy spays or neuters themselves.
I wish for Cheetos to be sentient.