I wish for seventy-seven beer cans to throw at my enemies.
You throw down (drink) seventy seven cans of beer, barely survive the alcohol levels consumed and when you finally come to, the hangover causes you to realize you are your own worst enemy.
I wish for seventy-seven beer cans to throw at my enemies.
You throw down (drink) seventy seven cans of beer, barely survive the alcohol levels consumed and when you finally come to, the hangover causes you to realize you are your own worst enemy.
I wish not to be my own enemy
Wish granted. Beer is. You die to alcohol poisoning.
Edit: I actually have never had alcohol, so I find the way you twisted the wish slightly offensive.
I wish for the ability to mute annoying people IRL.
Your wish is granted, but now all people are mute because everyone is annoying
I wish for Dungeons and Dragons to have more dice
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
you get a bagel, completely frozen. coincidentally, the power went out. no microwave, toaster, oven, or other electrical appliances to reheat it.
i wish to undamage my hearing
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
A a vegetarian I would never.
You get attacked by two turtle doves, you can't wish for just one thing from that song.]
I wish for global warming to reverse.
It does. Twice.
I wish for seventy-seven beer cans to throw at my enemies.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
You throw down (drink) seventy seven cans of beer, barely survive the alcohol levels consumed and when you finally come to, the hangover causes you to realize you are your own worst enemy.
I wish not to be my own enemy
Wish granted. Beer is. You die to alcohol poisoning.
Edit: I actually have never had alcohol, so I find the way you twisted the wish slightly offensive.
I wish for the ability to mute annoying people IRL.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Your wish is granted, but now all people are mute because everyone is annoying
I wish for Dungeons and Dragons to have more dice
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
It does, but you can't afford them.
I wish for my Endless Dark character to be on other D&D Beyond post threads too.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Your character is cut into a million pieces, and each piece is on a different thread.
I wish I could have a cool sword.
See you in the afterlife!
Granted. You get one, but to everyone else it appears to be made of clay. Including one specific being...
I wish for something bad to happen, but in a nice way.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Everyone dies. A greater lifeform gave us all more water than we would need... so... much... more...
I wish for toasters
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
They appear! While you are in a bath. You take 100 d 12 lightning damage and die.
I wish for the switch 2 to be cheaper.
It is, but the economy is now terrible and you still cant buy it.
How are we supposed to grant a wish you didn't make?
*I am genuinely concerned and do not know what to do.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Granted! You get a , but .
I wish for a bagel
you get a bagel, completely frozen. coincidentally, the power went out. no microwave, toaster, oven, or other electrical appliances to reheat it.
i wish to undamage my hearing
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
You do, but you damage it again forgetting that you need lower sound settings.
No wish. I win.
I wish for a bit of bat guano
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
you get it, pre-burnt
i wish for the next person to touch grass
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
I have. I'll feed it to you
I wish the next person pats soil
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I have. I'll feed that to you as well.
I wish my race changed to wood elf.
you do, but you're still unsatisfied
i wish for a good clarinet reed
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?