Granted, all Cheetos are now sentient. They can't move or talk or anything, but they can think and feel. Congratulations! You've created life, only to torture it!
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
You gain the ability to do so, but lose the ability to dream in the first place.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
Granted: That was clearly not the real movie, it would not have sucked as bad (watch Steven He's stuff about it on YouTube for something better).
I wish for nothing.
I prefer other Minecraft creators movie like videos.
And what does that mean exactly? By the way, you were supposed to grant my wish.
Just answering, you wished for nothing, so your wish didn't get granted in the first place.
Clever. But what do you mean by "Minecraft creators movie like videos"? Like, Minecraft players building things, but the videos are super long, or something else?
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
Toothless from the HTTYD books tries to blast the next wisher with plasma. However, he is incapable of the feat and simply exhales smoke.
I wish I was creative and original.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You win the jackpot, and get all the money you need! However, when reaching the location where your startup was, you instead find a low-class bar whose wine tastes like sewage water.
Wait, forgot to wish: I wish for a partridge in a pear tree. (Please twist the wish without killing the partridge)
NAHHH.
Granted, all Cheetos are now sentient. They can't move or talk or anything, but they can think and feel. Congratulations! You've created life, only to torture it!
I wish for a copy of Sonic frontiers.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Granted, but you cant stay up late or wake up early to play it.
I wish for my cat to live as long as I do.
Wish granted: Your cat lives as long as you, just in an alternate universe.
I wish for the sky to be pink but for no-one to notice except Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted, but his thousands of followers believe him, without looking up at the sky.
I wish to have never seen the minecraft movie.
Granted: That was clearly not the real movie, it would not have sucked as bad (watch Steven He's stuff about it on YouTube for something better).
I wish for nothing.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You get a very heavy thing labled with 'no' dropped on your head.
I wish to not have this wish granted
(We'll see how this goes... Mwahaha)
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
I prefer other Minecraft creators movie like videos.
And what does that mean exactly? By the way, you were supposed to grant my wish.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You gain the ability to do so, but lose the ability to dream in the first place.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Just answering, you wished for nothing, so your wish didn't get granted in the first place.
Clever. But what do you mean by "Minecraft creators movie like videos"? Like, Minecraft players building things, but the videos are super long, or something else?
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Toothless from the HTTYD books tries to blast the next wisher with plasma. However, he is incapable of the feat and simply exhales smoke.
I wish I was creative and original.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
Wish granted: You are, but no one notices and you go deeply into dept for copyright infringement.
I wish for WoTC to fix the Strixhaven book.
BTW, that was pretty clever to use the books. I love both the books and the movie, but most people seem to not even know there is a book series.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
WoTC fixes the Strixhaven book. But everyone excluding you uses the old version of the book.
I wish to be the color purple.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You become Harold's purple crayon.
I wish for more ideas to make a Kirsch Vermillion wizard subclass. (Hardest homebrew ever!)
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
You get more ideas, but then a turtle is dropped on your head by a bird and you develop amnesia, forgetting the ideas.
I wish for people to stop judging 'nerds'.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
People stop judging the 'nerds' candy for being too sugary, and everyone develops diabetes.
I wish to have enough money to fund my startup.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You win the jackpot, and get all the money you need! However, when reaching the location where your startup was, you instead find a low-class bar whose wine tastes like sewage water.
Wait, forgot to wish: I wish for a partridge in a pear tree. (Please twist the wish without killing the partridge)
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)