Granted, all Cheetos are now sentient. They can't move or talk or anything, but they can think and feel. Congratulations! You've created life, only to torture it!
I wish for a copy of Sonic frontiers.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
You gain the ability to do so, but lose the ability to dream in the first place.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Granted: That was clearly not the real movie, it would not have sucked as bad (watch Steven He's stuff about it on YouTube for something better).
I wish for nothing.
I prefer other Minecraft creators movie like videos.
And what does that mean exactly? By the way, you were supposed to grant my wish.
Just answering, you wished for nothing, so your wish didn't get granted in the first place.
Clever. But what do you mean by "Minecraft creators movie like videos"? Like, Minecraft players building things, but the videos are super long, or something else?
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Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
Toothless from the HTTYD books tries to blast the next wisher with plasma. However, he is incapable of the feat and simply exhales smoke.
I wish I was creative and original.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
You win the jackpot, and get all the money you need! However, when reaching the location where your startup was, you instead find a low-class bar whose wine tastes like sewage water.
Wait, forgot to wish: I wish for a partridge in a pear tree. (Please twist the wish without killing the partridge)
NAHHH.
Granted, all Cheetos are now sentient. They can't move or talk or anything, but they can think and feel. Congratulations! You've created life, only to torture it!
I wish for a copy of Sonic frontiers.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Granted, but you cant stay up late or wake up early to play it.
I wish for my cat to live as long as I do.
Wish granted: Your cat lives as long as you, just in an alternate universe.
I wish for the sky to be pink but for no-one to notice except Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Granted, but his thousands of followers believe him, without looking up at the sky.
I wish to have never seen the minecraft movie.
Granted: That was clearly not the real movie, it would not have sucked as bad (watch Steven He's stuff about it on YouTube for something better).
I wish for nothing.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
You get a very heavy thing labled with 'no' dropped on your head.
I wish to not have this wish granted
(We'll see how this goes... Mwahaha)
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
It's not granted, which grants it, which means it's not granted... BOOM. Your head explodes due to a paradox.
I wish for the ability to feel my dreams and move and think and speak in them, exactly like in virtual reality, and also still be able to control them and what they're about.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I prefer other Minecraft creators movie like videos.
And what does that mean exactly? By the way, you were supposed to grant my wish.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
You gain the ability to do so, but lose the ability to dream in the first place.
I wish for Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon to blast the next person who tries to twist a wish with plasma.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Just answering, you wished for nothing, so your wish didn't get granted in the first place.
Clever. But what do you mean by "Minecraft creators movie like videos"? Like, Minecraft players building things, but the videos are super long, or something else?
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
Toothless from the HTTYD books tries to blast the next wisher with plasma. However, he is incapable of the feat and simply exhales smoke.
I wish I was creative and original.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Wish granted: You are, but no one notices and you go deeply into dept for copyright infringement.
I wish for WoTC to fix the Strixhaven book.
BTW, that was pretty clever to use the books. I love both the books and the movie, but most people seem to not even know there is a book series.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
WoTC fixes the Strixhaven book. But everyone excluding you uses the old version of the book.
I wish to be the color purple.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You become Harold's purple crayon.
I wish for more ideas to make a Kirsch Vermillion wizard subclass. (Hardest homebrew ever!)
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
You get more ideas, but then a turtle is dropped on your head by a bird and you develop amnesia, forgetting the ideas.
I wish for people to stop judging 'nerds'.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.
People stop judging the 'nerds' candy for being too sugary, and everyone develops diabetes.
I wish to have enough money to fund my startup.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You win the jackpot, and get all the money you need! However, when reaching the location where your startup was, you instead find a low-class bar whose wine tastes like sewage water.
Wait, forgot to wish: I wish for a partridge in a pear tree. (Please twist the wish without killing the partridge)
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Goobertio is my hired goon (probably paid), and this is my extended signature: (^v^)
Also, I am a narcissist, used to be aromantic (maybe still am? I dunno...) and 100% a nerd. But, like, a really weird one. More weird than most.