Granted. Pallghost is banned, but only in the banned thread. 

I wish my car would spontaneously have a new engine since I don’t want to pay the $6-7k the dealer says an engine costs. 

denied

I wish pallghost is banned in this thread

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denied

I wish pallghost is banned in this thread

 Saying denied is cheap. You’re supposed to play off of how to twist people’s words

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Granted. Pallghost is banned, but only in the banned thread. 

I wish my car would spontaneously have a new engine since I don’t want to pay the $6-7k the dealer says an engine costs. 

 Granted, except the tank has an oil leak and the pistons are rusted and there is no transmission.

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denied

I wish pallghost is banned in this thread

 Granted, except he is only banned for a minute.

I wish people stopped saying denied or it failed in this thread. It takes the meaning of this game away.

so does breaking the rules of my wish

which pallghost did and I did not like that at all

Granted, but this thread lacks significant meaning and purpose and will likely occur again in time.

I wish we could all be free from societal burden so we could play more D&D.

granted in a heartbeat

I wish pallghost is banned forever from this thread

Granted, but only at his approval.

I wish for a crystal sphere from Spelljammer of my control.

Granted, the Spelljammer that you control (provided you do control a Spelljammer) spits a crystal sphere into your lap.

I wish Pallghost would weigh in on his wishes pertaining to potential banishment from this thread.

pallyghost prints out all of your wishes for him to be banned and weighs them 

i wish for kafska sandquaker the king of boatmurdererd to arrive on the material plane in order to confuse, dazzle and befuddle the entire population of New Orleans

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Granted, the Spelljammer that you control (provided you do control a Spelljammer) spits a crystal sphere into your lap.

I wish Pallghost would weigh in on his wishes pertaining to potential banishment from this thread.

 also why do y'all dislike Pallghost, he or she is a fine lad and there is nothing wrong with them ?

You now live in New Orleans and are confused, dazzled, and befuddled.

I wish people would stop trying to ban pallghost on this thread; there's a whole nother thread for that kind of stuff (Ban The Person Above You).

Granted, the only person who tried was GoogiddyBop in lighthearted fun, particularly if you read the dialog between them in both threads it's rather humorous.

I wish my student loans would disappear.

Granted, you pay your scent loans and now you’re bankrupt.

I wish my school had a DnD club

you immedeatly die and your bank explodes thus removing all your student loans

wellp to slow i was apparently.

yes, your school now have a dnd club, however they dont play the game and barely anyone but you comes to it

i wish that an great plague would hit the nations of north Sudan and panama before dying out after just 15 hours, killing at least like three dozen people and leaving millions more wounded as an direct consequence

Granted, at the 15 hour mark, only several dozens of people have died due to the new plague and the millions still affected are being quarantined.  But, efforts are not swift enough and the virus continues to spread.  Within three days, every continent is affected as dozens of millions die out in waves.  Within a month, it becomes apparent who is and who isn't able to survive the disease.  Within a month, there are only a dozen survivors per city...within a year, less.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

The dragons eat you in that distant land. (Please, gosh, no, don't bring that show back into my mind!)

I wish that I am Iron Man.

Granted, but since the fate of Iron-Man has passed and is inevitable, you become the next prodigy, switch genders and become Iron Heart

I wish the next respondent bring up more old PBS cartoons.