Granted, Baton Rouge leaves you alone.

I wish for a live baby bunny.

You get a live baby bunny that only eats human flesh.

I wish there was world peace

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You get a live baby bunny that only eats human flesh.

I wish there was world peace

 Granted, everyone dies.

I wish we liven in a moneyless economy like on Star Trek.

Granted, the stock market crashes and you can’t buy anything.

I wish the sun explodes, killing everybody and destroying most of the solar system

Granted, but right before that happens, a giant black hole starts sucking in the whole solar system, so the sun's supernova only explodes spaghetti.

I wish for the rabbit from Monty Pyton that is in real life, and will follow my every command.

Granted, except it had such a big appetite, it eats the world.

I wish DDB had a class creator 

Granted, it is currently in development.

I wish for nothing.

...?

I wish my party’s rouge goes to the abyss and never returned

(Again, it is rogue, not rogue.)

Your party's rouge does go to the abyss, and all the demons are glad to have new skin cream.

I wish to not be a living version of autocorrect.

Granted, you’re a dead autocrat.

I still wish for nothing since no one has granted my wish yet.

EDIT: since Iam Sposta snuck in there and beat me to the wish grant.  lol

Granted, your friends and family leave you, your creditors revoke all your possessions, and some punk-a** kids steal the shirt off your back.  You roam the streets naked and alone.  Arrested for indecent exposure and causing a disturbance, they also plant some evidence on you for a crime you didn't commit since there is also no proof of your identity.  Eventually, you are convicted to life without parole, overturned in favor of the death penalty.  What the crime was, you still don't know...as the injection fades all your thoughts to black.

I wish more of my friends would join Beyond.

Granted. You have no friends, and none of them join Beyond, so 0/0 is every number in existence, so that is the percentage of your friends that have joined Beyond.

I wish for the ability to turn any liquid into a living ooze.

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Granted, your title has been changed from Living Version of Autocorrect to Grammar Nazi.

 less grammar, more spelling.

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(Again, it is rogue, not rogue.)

Your party's rouge does go to the abyss, and all the demons are glad to have new skin cream.

I wish to not be a living version of autocorrect.

 Rouge is a cosmetic, not a skin cream. It’s named after the color rouge for that matter

Granted, every time you take a drink, wash your hands or take a leak...the liquid screams with the torment of existential dread!  You get crazed looks from onlookers.  Police/security/concerned citizens beat down the bathroom door to the stall you are in.  You get disturbance complaints from neighbors. There are rumors about what kind of things you are up to, but no proof.  Eventually, you become cast from society as a menace and practical joker and shunned by civilization.

I wish I had friends.

Granted, you made friends on DDB. 

I wish I had pie.

Edit:(i am spota beat me so): you had pie but it was spoiled and you threw it away.

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy.

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Granted, every time you take a drink, wash your hands or take a leak...the liquid screams with the torment of existential dread!  You get crazed looks from onlookers.  Police/security/concerned citizens beat down the bathroom door to the stall you are in.  You get disturbance complaints from neighbors. There are rumors about what kind of things you are up to, but no proof.  Eventually, you become cast from society as a menace and practical joker and shunned by civilization.

I wish I had friends.

 I was laughing so loud when I read this. Good job. I still want this to happen.

Granted. You are brain dead.

I wish to be british.

granted

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy.

Granted, but you’re zone of Silence.

I wish they brought Pepsi Kona back.

Granted, but it is only available in the city of Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

I wish to give a toast to my DnDB friends