"Guillotines need gravity to work, that's why the billionaires are going to space" - Robert Jackson, a random person I ran over on the I-5 two days ago (he's doin' alright now)
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
*I am launched in a slingshot towards you, holding a large gavel with which I bonk you. No counterspells allowed!*
Although the supernova does kinda put a wrench in things. With my bonus action, I cast... NEW HOME! I create a new earth for people to live on, with the only difference being that all the land is just a supercontinent in the shape of a gibbering mouther.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*I am launched in a slingshot towards you, holding a large gavel with which I bonk you. No counterspells allowed!*
Although the supernova does kinda put a wrench in things. With my bonus action, I cast... NEW HOME! I create a new earth for people to live on, with the only difference being that all the land is just a supercontinent in the shape of a gibbering mouther.
Dude, I already reversed the effects of the supernova, which means that now there's Earth and Planet Gibber.
Oh, and also: I CAST... THE WORLD! (Time is paused for 3 actions)
Action 1 - I CAST... Wish, which I use to turn all the land on Planet Gibber into a mass of actual Gibbering Mouther and the water on Plant Gibber into soft flesh with a consistency similar to peanut butter.
Action 2 - I CAST... CRAB RAVE! Every crab in the universe begins dancing and a continuous music plays everywhere where sound can travel.
Action 3 - I CAST... /summon, which I use to summon approximately 5,000 SCP-098 "Surgeon Crab" instances that begin dancing due to the effects of CRAB RAVE.
Time shall move once more.
I use my bonus action. I CAST... NEW PLANET(s)! There are 4 planets, each one with a specific governance.
Planet 1 - Zombie planet. Every night on this planet, zombies and skeletons of all shapes and sizes climb out if the ground and come from the sea and ghosts appear in the upper atmosphere where they descend to the surface.
Planet 2 - AI Planet. The planet is entirely covered in a vast network of computing and factory systems as well as spots to launch invasion fleets to it's neighbors. The whole planet is a sentient computer that hates all biological life and tries to turn other constructs to it's side. It is in a never-ending war with Floral Planet and Zombie Planet.
Planet 3 - Floral Planet. A sentient lotus controls every corner of the planet. Every other lotus that comes from this lotus is a vector for the lotus to spread it's control. It is in a never-ending war with AI Planet and Zombie Planet.
Planet 4 - Shadowrealm. The entire planet is covered in a sentient darkness that what's to devour the universe. The former 2 acknowledge the threat of this darkness and have formed a temporary truce to stop it.
an endless expanse is formed acting as a bridge between planets
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its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Since counterspells aren't allowed, to undo the effects on Planet Gibber I CAST... FLOOD! A tremendously large amount of new water fills up the planet, flooding over the previous water that was turned to flesh.
Knowing that if I put dirt over what used to be the land the gibbering mass would just eat it, as a bonus ACTION I CAST... AWAKEN! The gibbering mass turns into actual gibbering mouthers who worship me as their king. Their 10 feet of swim speed allows them to survive in the boundless ocean while I prepare to make new land.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Everyone begins to fall infinitely through an endless expanse of blue sky
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
I cast "OH FRICK WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS VANILLA"
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Hi, I'm Ellie!!!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, petting my puppies, getting annoyed by said puppies. I love wuthering waves, I'm such a nerd about it lol. Pronouns: any except he/him
My best friendos: Tana, Bananer28046, and Gonzy! I’m probably forgetting some… Transfem minor :3
I CAST... SUN GO BYE BYE!
"Guillotines need gravity to work, that's why the billionaires are going to space" - Robert Jackson, a random person I ran over on the I-5 two days ago (he's doin' alright now)
bleh :3
I CAST... SUPER NOVA
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I CAST… travel to time to go to a Star Wars planet and get a spaceship to get back to earth.
Hi!!!! Wanna make a pact with him? Pm me if you want to! IL tell you the take offs!
I'm also an Anime and Fortnite fun.(and homebrewing student-master)
Ext Sign
The Club
Pm me the word avocado.
Why? Earth got swallowed up by the supernova.
I CAST... teleport to my homebrew DnD world and become a tabaxi.
She/Her/Hers DM
I CAST... AMPLIFIER. The next spell is amplified by an indeterminate multiplier
With my bonus actions, I CAST... UNDO (Everything is restored to how it was before the spell wars began)
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
(Due to the effects of Undo, I can cast two more spells immediately)
I CAST... Tooltip. (The next spell casted has a tooltip)
With my bonus action, I CAST... DIMENSION DOOR. The chosen plane is the Far Realm.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I CAST... JUDGE POWERRRRR!
*I am launched in a slingshot towards you, holding a large gavel with which I bonk you. No counterspells allowed!*
Although the supernova does kinda put a wrench in things. With my bonus action, I cast... NEW HOME! I create a new earth for people to live on, with the only difference being that all the land is just a supercontinent in the shape of a gibbering mouther.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Dude, I already reversed the effects of the supernova, which means that now there's Earth and Planet Gibber.
Oh, and also: I CAST... THE WORLD! (Time is paused for 3 actions)
Action 1 - I CAST... Wish, which I use to turn all the land on Planet Gibber into a mass of actual Gibbering Mouther and the water on Plant Gibber into soft flesh with a consistency similar to peanut butter.
Action 2 - I CAST... CRAB RAVE! Every crab in the universe begins dancing and a continuous music plays everywhere where sound can travel.
Action 3 - I CAST... /summon, which I use to summon approximately 5,000 SCP-098 "Surgeon Crab" instances that begin dancing due to the effects of CRAB RAVE.
Time shall move once more.
I use my bonus action. I CAST... NEW PLANET(s)! There are 4 planets, each one with a specific governance.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
What if I CAST... THE INFINITE
an endless expanse is formed acting as a bridge between planets
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I CAST... ETERNAL LIGHT! (An unbreakable, blinding light lines to path to Shadowrealm to prevent the darkness from escaping).
With my bonus action, I CAST... GRAMMAR!
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I CAST… INFINITE MINIGUN!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...I CAST LIQUID BONES
When da yit gon flurgin
Since counterspells aren't allowed, to undo the effects on Planet Gibber I CAST... FLOOD! A tremendously large amount of new water fills up the planet, flooding over the previous water that was turned to flesh.
Knowing that if I put dirt over what used to be the land the gibbering mass would just eat it, as a bonus ACTION I CAST... AWAKEN! The gibbering mass turns into actual gibbering mouthers who worship me as their king. Their 10 feet of swim speed allows them to survive in the boundless ocean while I prepare to make new land.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast TREES
Another new planet appears, completely covered with a never-ending forest. The forest is mostly peaceful and is sentient.
She/Her/Hers DM
I cast... ENJOY SKY BLUE!!!!
Everyone begins to fall infinitely through an endless expanse of blue sky
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
I CAST DIRT AND WITH MY REACTION I CAST FEATHER FALL
When da yit gon flurgin
I cast "OH FRICK WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS VANILLA"
Hi, I'm Ellie!!!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, petting my puppies, getting annoyed by said puppies. I love wuthering waves, I'm such a nerd about it lol. Pronouns: any except he/him
My best friendos: Tana, Bananer28046, and Gonzy! I’m probably forgetting some… Transfem minor :3
I CAST DRAGON NIP
When da yit gon flurgin
I CAST... DETECT ALIGNMENT. (The dragon's true alignment is revealed to every creature in a 3 km radius.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I CAST SUMMON DRAGON × FIVEHUNDRED
When da yit gon flurgin