Everyone begins to fall infinitely through an endless expanse of blue sky
I CAST... SKY ISLAND!
I create an enormous floating island, being in the shape of a gibbering mouther like the continent I made before. All of my gibbering mouther subjects are also teleported to this island and begin to gnaw on the trees, which I assume is them collecting materials to create buildings.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
the evil of the shadow realm might have been banished but lo to keep balance, a new one grows.
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its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
a giant knife cuts the banishment of the shadow realm in half, releasing its evil
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
I help the people of Planet Gibber establish proper settlements. We have begun to develop our own language called Gibberish-- for example, "Hello" is "Hpelelrj" and "Goodbye" is "Gsjrnrjsj", and "Please help I have fallen into a pit and can't get out" is "Bwaah".
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Thy" is a little outdated, but it's still grammatically correct according to the Great Dictionary.
With my bonus action, I CAST... SUMMON THE GREAT DICTIONARY!
The Great Dictionary, primary deity of the Cult of Grammar, is summoned. Make sure to be grammatically correct when posting! The Great Dictionary can cast ANY non-homebrew spell at it's maximum power with no drawbacks or components.
I CAST... APPEASEMENT. The Great Dictionary has been appeased for now, but not forever. Prepare your sacrifice and be grammatically correct when speaking.
With my bonus action, I CAST... SUMMON JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Jeff is confused as to where he is but I quickly tell him about the Shadowrealm. He then proceeds to eliminate the threat.
The Great Dictionary takes an action to cast a Dimension Door to Jeff's homeland. Jeff uses the door to return after eliminating the Shadows of Shadowrealm.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
I CAST... APPEASEMENT. The Great Dictionary has been appeased for now, but not forever. Prepare your sacrifice and be grammatically correct when speaking.
With my bonus action, I CAST... SUMMON JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Jeff is confused as to where he is but I quickly tell him about the Shadowrealm. He then proceeds to eliminate the threat.
The Great Dictionary takes an action to cast a Dimension Door to Jeff's homeland. Jeff uses the door to return after eliminating the Shadows of Shadowrealm.
Hi so jeff doesn’t let measly mortals control him so :D
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
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I CAST... SKY ISLAND!
I create an enormous floating island, being in the shape of a gibbering mouther like the continent I made before. All of my gibbering mouther subjects are also teleported to this island and begin to gnaw on the trees, which I assume is them collecting materials to create buildings.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... RESTORE! The planets we had before are restored. Your new floating island appears in the sky of Planet Gibber.
With my bonus action, I CAST... BANISHMENT! The evil darkness of Shadowrealm is forever banished from them world, and the universe is safe.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I CAST... A NEW EVIL,
the evil of the shadow realm might have been banished but lo to keep balance, a new one grows.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I CAST... knife
a giant knife cuts the banishment of the shadow realm in half, releasing its evil
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
I CAST... wow
now to evils yippee.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
I Cast… remove thy fingers!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
I CAST EXCESSIVE FINGER GROWTH
When da yit gon flurgin
I CAST... DEVELOP CIVILIZATION!
I help the people of Planet Gibber establish proper settlements. We have begun to develop our own language called Gibberish-- for example, "Hello" is "Hpelelrj" and "Goodbye" is "Gsjrnrjsj", and "Please help I have fallen into a pit and can't get out" is "Bwaah".
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAST... COMPREHEND LANGUAGE!
Now we can communicate with the people of Planet Gibber and they will understand us.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
"Thy" is a little outdated, but it's still grammatically correct according to the Great Dictionary.
With my bonus action, I CAST... SUMMON THE GREAT DICTIONARY!
The Great Dictionary, primary deity of the Cult of Grammar, is summoned. Make sure to be grammatically correct when posting! The Great Dictionary can cast ANY non-homebrew spell at it's maximum power with no drawbacks or components.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I cast bwaah
When da yit gon flurgin
You have angered the Great Dictionary. You have 15 minutes to make a proper sacrifice or it will Wish your mouth permanently shut.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
I CAST... LEVITATE!
I lift you out of the pit you have fallen into.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast thank you
When da yit gon flurgin
I CAST... APPEASEMENT. The Great Dictionary has been appeased for now, but not forever. Prepare your sacrifice and be grammatically correct when speaking.
With my bonus action, I CAST... SUMMON JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Jeff is confused as to where he is but I quickly tell him about the Shadowrealm. He then proceeds to eliminate the threat.
The Great Dictionary takes an action to cast a Dimension Door to Jeff's homeland. Jeff uses the door to return after eliminating the Shadows of Shadowrealm.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
just summoning all the cults
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.
Hi so jeff doesn’t let measly mortals control him so :D
he/they
I have been summoned
When da yit gon flurgin
Yep, you get just instead of Jeff
hey just go eliminate the shadowrealm :D
he/they
I CAST... sunmon Ni
hoenstly I'm not sure that cult is still about. but Ni is here the opposition of E
comment unrelated to the spell but is Jeff not evil so would Jeff not tolerate the shadows of the shadowrealm, unless they are good shadows.
its me thebardoffew. as you know your not so local aroace and agender fella. would make some excuse for why I went missing but I had my own side quest of life. you know how it goes.
but as I put before a decent dm with some homebrew, faction leader of E, and keeper of stories untold.
its so good to be back.