The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
Because you were busy fighting crime!
I shaved an old man’s beard off in his sleep.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because it was strangling him!
I detonated a nuclear bomb in Minecraft
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
To clear out the last remnants of an inexplicably evil Pillager empire.
I welded a child’s foot to a 12 foot long steel pipe.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
So they could get the stilts they always wanted
I stabbed a good persons eyes out!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because they were evil!
I killed someone because they were a good person
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Grr*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Yeah that’s ok, we’ll just restart
I flooded the city of Providence, Rhode Island with molten cheese.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because the government was trying to use it to exert their power, and basically force people into service without payment.
I, without a car, did 57.48 hit and runs somehow before committing grand theft auto.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because you had to eliminate the Evil Psanish Mafia and reclaim their pet Mercedes.
I melted an ostrich whole.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because it was going to eat 50 innocent people!
I took all the pokemon cards from a shop.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because they had evil government tracking devices in them!
I slammed a door in an old lady’s face.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Because she was about to break someone out of jail!
I broke a window while on a plane
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
To test if they were poisonous!
I crashed a cruise ship into an oil tanker in a marine reserve
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Because the marine reserve was full of invasive alien species..? Idk that’s kinda terrible either way.
I burnt down every tree in the Amazon rainforest
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
To stop the loggers! (Terrible regardless)
I set fire to a gas station
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!